Jack and Panday driving to South on the Highway.
Panday have to shit, so he say "Jack boy ah have to shit bad
Jack "just run in de bush"
Panday " Jack yuh have paper"
Jack "just use ah dollar nah man"
When Panday jump back in de car, Jack smelling shit and see shit
all over Panday hand.
Jack "What de ass is dat
Panday " yuh know how hard it is to wipe yuh ass, wid three 25 cents
two 10 cents and a 5 cents