OK mate, I'm game....lets play boss.
I'm president of the TTFF and I want to encourage my players to do well. So I think "aha, I'll promise them a fair share of the revenue that we've accrued due to the hard work of the players and coaching staff" I tell my uncle Jack, and he gets mad with me about spending his money. He says I gotta sort things out , coz he's got bills to pay. Damn.
The players perform well, and if not for a few key turning points, may even have won two matches and qualified for the next stage. But thats football. The boys did us proud, the supporters lit up the tournament and everyone will be watching T&T from now on.
Uncle Jack pops in and says he'll look after the cash for me. Glad he's around to help.
Ok, as boss, I guess I'd better start planning for the Gold Cup. I know a few of those boys are long in the tooth, so I think we should focus on the youngsters. Mmm, thats gonna be a problem, coz the supporters will want me to go with the Warriors. Also, this new coach thinks he's got the World Cup boys to choose from, and thats why he agreed to take the job. and also, I have to give them a shit load of money and Uncle Jack said that I don't need to give them their cash coz the govt gave them loads of dollars and,
after all they're just greedy anyway. They won't say nothing. Never have before. If I do it now in the summer, by January they will have calmed down and I'll promise them another bundle of cash. Perhaps I can make old Yorkie a Duke or Prince or something. Then when he comes to play, the others will follow. If anyone argues Uncle Jack says I can blacklist them and play one or two of the young boys.
Whats this? Its now April and they haven't backed down. Well, thats ok coz we still got Tallest and Carlos and Scottie and Stern, and wheres Yorkie-can't even contact him? Uncle Jack said he's gonna tell Uncle Sepp to make a rule that players can't take me to court.
More trouble. Stupid boys not gonna play coz the others are blacklisted. I don't understand these people, why aren't they doing as they're told. Shit, I can't even give them the money coz Uncle Jack bought Spalkman a new Jag.
These boys are not being fair. And now they wanna start a union and they got some smartass white boy with no hair over here to help. Better call Uncle Jack. Uncle Jack? Uncle Jack? Damn, just getting voicemail..............