put a bib, some vicks an a defribulator in de bag too, in case nuh..
and put a barcode on yuh forrid in case yuh cah get up after a fall an ah have to call UPS. He could come an scan yuh and sen yuh back to London.
But look how all yuh mashin up meh hunks tread nuh?
Ah going to take snaps of all de hunks in Toronto fuh Caribana. Ah hope when ah snappin dem, dey wife doh come and accost meh nuh. One time ah akse a fella to leh meh snap he and he wife had she whole bottom lip haul up over she head. Is one snap ah take an she getin on as doh ah invite he by me to see meh etchins.
I en able nuh...