corbie chile:
dem boys putting too much pressure on yuh with dem master beat dey describing.
Here is an old one yuh could use on yuh boyfren in de confines of yuh living room.
Is called de rolly polly.
1. Facing boyfren, place ball under sole of right or left foot (since yuh inside yuh house yuh could be barefoot).
2. Look boyfren in de eye den turn slightly tuh de right or left depending on de foot yuh have de ball under, right fuh right foot i.e
3. Den purposefully roll ball away from yourself whilst keeping it underfoot.
4. Wen boyfren tries to take de ball , quickly pull it back.
You will see that ex-boyfren by now will have two feet spread out wide and will be in ah split about to land on his bum.
Doh do like Morvantman say an laff at de man, but instead call emergency services for his torn groin muscles and badly shattered ego.
