I eh see that crap, but i did see this story on the FIFA site:
http://www.fifa.com/en/comp/index/0,2442,110321,00.html?comp=U20W&year=2006&articleid=110321FIFA U-20 Women's World Championship
Suddenly dominant, Dominicans put up 25
(FIFA.com) 05 Oct 2005
and this excerpt:
The U-20 women's team from the Dominican Republic busted an unlikely record on 23 September when they thrashed the British Virgin Islands by an astonishing 25 goals to nil.
The margin of victory is now the most lopsided in any FIFA-sanctioned women's game to date, eclipsing the prior record of 24-0 set by Japan's under-19 team when they thumped Malaysia on 31 May 2004.
Though close, the result is not the biggest in FIFA history if one takes into account all categories. Australia's senior men's national team famously beat American Samoa 31-0 in FIFA World Cup qualifying in 2001. Also, the Aussie U-17 side nearly repeated the dose with a 30-0 drubbing of the same hard-luck Samoans (u-17) in 2000 and more recently, in 2005, they trounced Tonga 26-0. There have also been several more lopsided results in the world of five-a-side futsal including a 31-0 mauling of Moldova by Russia in a Futsal World Championship qualifier in 1995, a 29-2 result by Brazil over Guatemala in 2000 and a 27-1 win for China PR over Guam in 2004.
How yuh does collect 31 goals? That mean yuh just doh have the ball atall... At some point yuh have to stand up in the back and stop ppl from scoring. fuh pride at least.