One day the Real Madrid boss decide to call David Beckham into his office; he had not been performing well on the pitch in the past couple months, and he wanted to find out what was going on wit David. "David, is there something wrong? You really haven't been playing well lately."
"Sorry sir, I just have a problem."
"what is it?"
"Well, you see, it's this jigsaw puzzle."
"A jigsaw puzzle david!?"
"Yea, it's really hard, but I think I've almost got it; there's a picture of a tiger on the front, but it's so hard that I haven't been sleeping; Victoria has even tried it but she hasn't succeeded."
"OK, tell you what, bring it in tomorrow, and I'll see if i can get it."
Next day
"ok sir, here it is. You see, it is so hard!"
"David, put the corn flakes back in the box."
LMAO
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