Author Topic: To ease de tension lil bit (Read 2626 times)

palos · « **on:** October 10, 2005, 11:59:57 AM »

No offence to nobody but some a dis shit funny in trute:

Yuh know yuh from North when:

yuh not exactly sure where San Fernando is...

anything after Nestle is country .........

yuh hobbies is surfing and spear fishing...

yuh cyar handle pepper...

yuh buy yuh driver's licence...

yuh never get blank from a club...

yuh faddah does go Coconuts...

yuh doh have ah sexual preference...

yuh does talk wid a foreign accent

Yuh know yuh from de East West corridor when:

yuh push drugs at least once...

yuh does get yuh car parts from de Bamboo...

yuh know Sharlene Boodram personally...

yuh know all de Punch girls personally...

yuh father own a maxi...

yuh playing all fours since yuh four years old...

Yuh know yuh from Central when:

yuh have a hammock in every room in yuh house...

yuh biggest dream is to join a rock band...

yuh nearest neighbour livin three miles away...

yuh have ah autographed Chris Garcia poster...

yuh try drinking rubbin alcohol already...

yuh tink Play Whe is de best ting dat ever hit Trinidad...

yuh feel Couva should be made a city...

yuh know someone personally who drink Gramoxone

Yuh know yuh from South when:

yuh get blank at least once from a club...

yuh still waitin fuh cable...

yuh "pull bull" on ah Friday night already...

yuh have chickens and goats as pets...

yuh always lookin to fight in ah fete...

yuh does still wear rubber slippers...

yuh believe Gulf City is de most happenin place...

yuh swim to school at least once already after a flood...

yuh faddah woking in de oil field

Yuh know yuh from Tobago when:

yuh forehead have dat "natural shine"

yuh have ah aunt name Jean

yuh does walk wit soap and shampoo to de beach...

yuh first choice was Signal Hill...

yuh sister is six foot tall...

yuh favourite food is KFC...

yuh favourite airline is Air Caribbean...

Bally · « **Reply #1 on:** October 10, 2005, 12:07:59 PM »

You have me dieing over here

Andre · « **Reply #2 on:** October 10, 2005, 12:11:14 PM »

"yuh forehead have dat "natural shine""

dwight yorke?

morvant · « **Reply #3 on:** October 10, 2005, 12:12:23 PM »

i love bago too bad but dey really have de shine

Socapro · « **Reply #4 on:** October 10, 2005, 01:02:07 PM »

Nice one Pal, and almost all true but I've never been blanked from a club yet!!

If they blank we, Southmen will storm the club and then cause big fight if security try to throw we out!

morvant · « **Reply #5 on:** October 10, 2005, 01:10:06 PM »

Quote from: Socapro on October 10, 2005, 01:02:07 PM

Nice one Pal, and almost all true but I've never been blanked from a club yet!!

If they blank we, Southmen will storm the club and then cause big fight if security try to throw we out!

lol we does do that too

Mr Mc · « **Reply #6 on:** October 10, 2005, 01:14:47 PM »

How they go link the East and the West together!!!!

Men from the vale aint want nothing with Arima men.

Jumbie · « **Reply #7 on:** October 10, 2005, 01:17:41 PM »

Quote from: Socapro on October 10, 2005, 01:02:07 PM

Nice one Pal, and almost all true but I've never been blanked from a club yet!!

If they blank we, Southmen will storm the club and then cause big fight if security try to throw we out!

ent!

. doh forget to add that we does call security..doberman

FF · « **Reply #8 on:** October 10, 2005, 01:19:04 PM »

Quote from: Mr Mc on October 10, 2005, 01:14:47 PM

How they go link the East and the West together!!!!

Men from the vale aint want nothing with Arima men.

Mr.MC

De East west corridor is the area along the Eastern Main Rd from Morvant to Arima

In other words "de red band maxi route"

Mr Mc · « **Reply #9 on:** October 10, 2005, 01:21:31 PM »

Quote from: FF on October 10, 2005, 01:19:04 PM

Quote from: Mr Mc on October 10, 2005, 01:14:47 PM
How they go link the East and the West together!!!!

Men from the vale aint want nothing with Arima men.

Mr.MC

De East west corridor is the area along the Eastern Main Rd from Morvant to Arima

In other words "de red band maxi route"

well in that case...I only met Sharlene Boodram in the gym here in FL once that does not count as knowing her personally does it?
damit i am a stereotype!!

JERSEY TRINI · « **Reply #10 on:** October 10, 2005, 01:25:28 PM »

wait nah man, what they talking about south man still waiting fuh cable? We had cable long time man. steups.

Gulf City was the spot when Celebs was Celebs. Now it is shit because there is no more Celebs

morvant · « **Reply #11 on:** October 10, 2005, 01:28:45 PM »

talking bout celebs. what happened to upper level

i remember when it used to host party time.

Andre · « **Reply #12 on:** October 10, 2005, 01:47:49 PM »

by de way, who the jail is sharlene boodram?

KND2 · « **Reply #13 on:** October 10, 2005, 01:50:25 PM »

Palos you is a racist.

and FYI KFC is not a popular food in Tobago.

Also drug sterio type for people in the east is not warranted everybody know is down South people that selling the drugs and North people who paying them to bring it in.

kicker · « **Reply #14 on:** October 10, 2005, 01:51:22 PM »

Quote from: Andre on October 10, 2005, 01:47:49 PM

by de way, who the jail is sharlene boodram?

A young girl who used to sing/perform..................calypso/pop........real jokey

JDB · « **Reply #15 on:** October 10, 2005, 01:51:55 PM »

Quote from: Andre on October 10, 2005, 01:47:49 PM

by de way, who the jail is sharlene boodram?

Yeah that one is kinda strange. She is Frankie Boodram daughter and used to sing calypso and dance outta time but she ent no real popular person in the east.

That is a real funny list. What is the North should be called West and what is the East/West should just be East.

The east/west ent really take no licks (other than the drug selling) but Central had some real biting ones boy. Them last four is pressure.

kicker · « **Reply #16 on:** October 10, 2005, 01:52:12 PM »

Quote from: KND2 on October 10, 2005, 01:50:25 PM

Palos you is a racist.

and FYI KFC is not a popular food in Tobago.

Also drug sterio type for people in the east is not warranted everybody know is down South people that selling the drugs and North people who paying them to bring it in.

I think it was a joke

morvant · « **Reply #17 on:** October 10, 2005, 01:52:34 PM »

de man was just joking allyuh cool it nah

POSITIVE VIBES

KND2 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 10, 2005, 02:03:27 PM »

Palos you is a racist.

This was also a Joke

kicker · « **Reply #19 on:** October 10, 2005, 02:22:04 PM »

My contribution to the thread- For the "town" men who went to sec. school in the 80's & 90's

Yuh know yuh from de west if:

1.Yuh only start talkin dialect after yuh leave primary school.

2. Yuh think that convent girls could wine

3. Any man who didn't go to a 7 year school is a "ruffneck"

4. Yuh segregate men between who's trim in "tong"....and who's trim by wesley's

5. A man who get his shoes in "de drag" had more street credit than a man who got his in "the mall"

6. "the mall" = Long circular mall............

7. Yuh learn to drive by Albert

8. Nothing sweeter than a "reds".

9. Yuh get a brand new pair of sneakers and a fresh trim for fatima mayfair.

10. Twistin' up yuh hair was considered rebellious

11. Yuh think Chinese Laundry is the baddest DJ

12. Fatima vs CIC is the event of the year.