A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up
>to the counter and says, "Hi... You know,
>I just HATE drawing welfare I'd really rather
>have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your
>timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from
>a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
>bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
>
>You'll have to drive around in his
Mercedes, but
>he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the
>long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
>expected to escort her on her overseas holiday
>trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
>You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the
>garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
>
>The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
>
>The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
