Alright ... so Dirty Jerz game plan.
I eh know wha kinda hours an ting .. but the game is 5:30 .. you want to be there by LATEST 5:00 - so, ....
- pass (10trini) will go to work as is expected in Jersey.
- pass (10trini) will take a McChicken Sandwich to work with him .. clearly visible to all.
0100 hrs - on break at like 1pm ... pass (10trini) will consume sandwich to the knowledge of all supervisors.
0110 hrs - 10 minutes later, pass (10trini) will twist his face like he suck a lemon, and request 5 minutes in the bathroom.
0125 hrs - 15 minutes later (pass time using games on BB or mobile in bathroom stall) pass (10trini) returns with a grim expression to work (places games on pause)
0135 hrs - 10 minutes later, repeat request to bathroom break.
0145 hrs - return 10 minutes later after completing games with same grim expression
0150 hrs - approach supervisor and advise of mild food poisoning. Risk is bird flu because you have just consumed bird product from Mickey Dees.
0200 hrs - dismissed from work.
0205 hrs - proceed to Goethals Bridge followed by Verrazano, and find your ass in Mangoville.