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Offline Daft Trini

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Re: Best names in football.
« Reply #120 on: November 12, 2009, 10:45:47 PM »
Theodore Whitmore...

Both his first name and last names can be surnames and both in ore... to rhyme... :beermug:
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Re: Best names in football.
« Reply #121 on: November 13, 2009, 08:10:18 AM »
Quote from: FF on November 12, 2009, 07:44:48 PM
Nani  ;D

Yea, I forget Nani....  :rotfl:
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Re: Best names in football.
« Reply #122 on: November 13, 2009, 09:15:08 AM »
Quote from: Big Magician on November 12, 2009, 10:43:03 PM
Otis of Seaton of Aurtis of Whitley

Lee Cacahole

good one lol
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Re: Best names in football.
« Reply #123 on: November 13, 2009, 09:16:41 AM »
Quote from: Sam on November 13, 2009, 08:10:18 AM
Quote from: FF on November 12, 2009, 07:44:48 PM
Nani  ;D

Yea, I forget Nani....  :rotfl:
u of all ppl forgeting "nani" i see u write nuff stories about real "nani" and u forget
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Re: Best names in football.
« Reply #124 on: November 13, 2009, 10:47:54 AM »
Gilles Yapi Yapo
Eric Dejmba Djemba
Dong Fangzhou
Bernt Haas
Danny Shittu
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Re: Best names in football.
« Reply #125 on: November 13, 2009, 10:49:30 AM »
Julio Olarticoechea...

... used to love how that used to roll off Martin Tyler tongue..
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Re: Best names in football.
« Reply #126 on: November 13, 2009, 11:03:53 AM »
Antonio Floro Flores
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Re: Best names in football.
« Reply #127 on: November 13, 2009, 11:06:45 AM »
The worst name is Kaka...  :devil:
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Re: Best names in football.
« Reply #128 on: November 13, 2009, 11:09:05 AM »
Stefan c**tz
Paul Dickov
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Re: Best names in football.
« Reply #129 on: November 13, 2009, 11:16:17 AM »
ferenc puskas.
sergio goycochea
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Re: Best names in football.
« Reply #130 on: November 13, 2009, 11:40:21 AM »
Mark De Man
Dean Windass
Mart Poom
Razak Pimpong
Oliver de Cock
Wonder Sithole
Buti Sithole
Toby Oshitola
Argélico f**ks
Ufuk Ceylan
Tamer Tuna
Johnny Walker
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Re: Best names in football.
« Reply #131 on: November 13, 2009, 12:32:26 PM »
Dudu Carense
Bonaventure Kalou
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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #132 on: November 13, 2009, 07:04:43 PM »
Jerkof.
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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #133 on: January 08, 2010, 06:32:15 PM »
Christian Träsch

Stuttgart
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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #134 on: January 11, 2010, 04:33:26 PM »
Toilet for Blackburn ...ah mean Hoilet  ;D
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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #135 on: January 11, 2010, 04:35:44 PM »
Quote from: berris on January 11, 2010, 04:33:26 PM
Toilet for Blackburn ...ah mean Hoilet  ;D

Yuh know de oddah name fuh toilet eh...

John  :devil:
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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #136 on: January 11, 2010, 04:54:45 PM »
Quote from: palos on January 11, 2010, 04:35:44 PM
Quote from: berris on January 11, 2010, 04:33:26 PM
Toilet for Blackburn ...ah mean Hoilet  ;D

Yuh know de oddah name fuh toilet eh...

John  :devil:

You n Boogsie go and play with 'Poonani' and leave me ah lone nah man  ;D
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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #137 on: January 11, 2010, 05:57:51 PM »
Quote from: berris on January 11, 2010, 04:54:45 PM
Quote from: palos on January 11, 2010, 04:35:44 PM
Quote from: berris on January 11, 2010, 04:33:26 PM
Toilet for Blackburn ...ah mean Hoilet  ;D

Yuh know de oddah name fuh toilet eh...

John  :devil:

You n Boogsie go and play with 'Poonani' and leave me ah lone nah man  ;D

Doh tell meh u eh playin... ;D
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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #138 on: January 12, 2010, 03:51:02 PM »
I was looking through the MLS combine invitees and noticed there was a Steffen Vroom (Depaul University)
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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #139 on: February 13, 2010, 01:31:52 PM »
Dundee United striker, David Goodwillie

Dundee United goalkeeper Dusan Pernis
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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #140 on: May 24, 2010, 12:50:40 PM »
Portugal playing Cape Verde today and check who between de sticks for Cape Verde Islands. With Nani and F**k on opposing teams, commentary on dis game will be rated R.  :devil:

Cape Verde Islands 
No.  NAME  POS 
12 f**k (G)
19 Emidio Ramalho Ricardo Silva (D)
6 Fernando Neves (D)
2 Tanique Tavares (D)
3 Varela (D)
20 Paulo Silva Marco Soares (M)
13 Valter Borges (M)
5 Babanco (M)
8 Dario Furtado (M)
11 Claudio Zelito da Fonseca Aguiar Lito (F)
10 Eduardo Fernando Pereira Dady (F)
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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #141 on: June 13, 2010, 09:25:04 AM »
Slovenia defender Jokic, pronounced jock itch.
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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #142 on: June 13, 2010, 11:00:27 AM »
Quote from: FireBrand on June 13, 2010, 09:25:04 AM
Slovenia defender Jokic, pronounced jock itch.

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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #143 on: June 13, 2010, 11:07:02 AM »
Nigerian player name Shittu played yesterday....imagine a headline Shittu vs Messi...
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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #144 on: June 13, 2010, 05:14:17 PM »
Quote from: FireBrand on June 13, 2010, 09:25:04 AM
Slovenia defender Jokic, pronounced jock itch.

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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #145 on: September 22, 2011, 10:03:23 AM »
Ah see Chelsea have ah Gk name Ross Turnbull  ;D

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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #146 on: September 22, 2011, 01:35:17 PM »
Quote from: DeSoWa on September 22, 2011, 10:03:23 AM
Ah see Chelsea have ah Gk name Ross Turnbull  ;D

Big Up!

And this not noticed in England. In fact I had to read it twice to see the humour. Bullin is not a common term in UK. But if Jamal Gay ever played in England he would be slaughtered by supporters!
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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #147 on: September 22, 2011, 01:38:06 PM »
Sorry if this one has been mentioned, but Paul Dickov raised some laughs. When he played for Man City vs Gillingham in the 1999 division one play offs at Wembley, Gills hatchet man was Barry Ashby. My son and I made a huge banner which said "Ashby bites yer Dickov" Loved it!!
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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #148 on: September 22, 2011, 03:18:12 PM »
There is a footballer in the UK named Harry Beautyman
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Re: Funny Names of Players
« Reply #149 on: September 22, 2011, 06:34:42 PM »
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