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Jokes / Re: Pediatrician Visit
« on: May 11, 2007, 09:07:16 PM »
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Jokes / Re: What marriage is all about - SHARING
« on: May 11, 2007, 08:29:36 PM »
that was a good one
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Jokes / chinese baby
« on: May 10, 2007, 04:21:37 PM »
what did the chinese couple name their blond headed baby..........Sum Ting Wong
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Jokes / where babies come from
« on: May 10, 2007, 04:15:52 PM »
there was this husband and his pregnant wife that lived in north carolina with their 5 year old daughter katie. Well one night there was a terrible storm that knocked out all the power in the neighborhood and it just so happened that the wife went into labor that same night so they had to deliver the baby in the dark. The Doctor came over to perform the delivery so the husband got a flash light and gave it to katie and told her to hold it over her head and shine the light on her mother while the doctor delivered the baby. When the baby came out the doctor slapped him on the butt then gave the baby to it's mother. After everything had died down the father asked katie whet she thought of what happened there that night and she said the baby should not have crawled up there in the first place and the doctor should have spanked his ass again
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Jokes / Re: The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd.
« on: May 07, 2007, 12:24:21 AM »
I like number 29
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Jokes / Re: Little Johnny
« on: May 06, 2007, 11:12:29 PM »
that was a reall good one.....ah cyar believe alyuh tlaking about the west indies like that...alyuh is kicks yes 
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Jokes / Re: Ah get Lucky lass night??
« on: May 06, 2007, 11:05:56 PM »
that joke was more nasty than funny lol
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Jokes / Re: Let me leave allyuh with one before the weekend.
« on: May 06, 2007, 10:59:04 PM »
that was funny
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Football / Re: How everybody railing off on poor Evans Wise now?
« on: June 26, 2006, 10:58:50 AM »At least Beenhakker like Wise and he made the call, not us, he included Wise in de team out of ALL the other standby players who also got the chance vs Grenada, secondly, as bad as Wise perform I will still pick him over Theobald and Wolfe (as of now), dont know what the future holds, but Wise did let me down as I was expecting more, he couldn't even beat his man and that was something he was good at.
Did Wolfe even play in any world cup qualifiers.
How do you rate Theobald performance in the world cup.
everybody talking about how bad wise play in the world cup but what I cyar understand is how ah man like thoebald get so much minutes and play in every single game and eh do shit in none ah de games
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Football / Re: Bruce Arena: Australia & T&T are the two weakest teams in the 2006 WC.
« on: June 26, 2006, 10:54:45 AM »HOW ALLYUH MEN SO CHUPID
ALLYUH JES MAKE URSELFS LOOK LIKE FOOLS
ALL DIS SHIT TALK BOUT BRUCE EATING HIS WORDS ETC...CUZ AUSTRALIA GET TRU DOH MEAN SHIT
CUZ IF ALLYUH DIDNT REALISE!
USA WERE IN A TOUGHER GROUP THAT AUSTRALIA!
EVENTHO BRUCE SAID AUSTRALIA IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST....THEM GOIN IN SECOND ROUNDS DO NOT SAY NETING BOUT AUSTRALIA BEING BETTER THAN USA
NOW I AM A USA HATER...BUT I AM BEING FAIR
USA WAS IN THE GROUP OF DEATH.
ALLYUH CAH SAY AUSTRALIA WAS BETTER DAN USA
USA was really in the group of death so them not getting out of their group and the aussies making it out of theirs doent make australia better than the US.......what makes Australia better is the fact that they have a well-knowned world-renowned coach and the fact that the aussie aquad is far more talented than that of the US and that Aussies have more players playing in bigger leagues around the world than that of the US
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Football / Re: Bruce Arena: Right Now I'm Just an Idiot
« on: June 26, 2006, 10:46:48 AM »IS frigging Cantona tuh blame is he wey set up Arena,talking bout.........'AMER-RI- KA DE WOOL NO LONGER LOOOK FOOWAD TO PLAYIN YOU' ....and Bruce gorn wid dah one an tell he self dey go beat real people ,nut knowing is cut arse for dem
Cantona really chain up Bruce Arena and the whole of the USA......Fifa chain them up too with ranking them 5th in the world
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Football / Re: usa v czech republic
« on: June 12, 2006, 05:55:02 PM »Arena's tactics were way off today. He tried to accommodate both Convey and Beasley by playing Beasley on the right, which is not his preferred flank. I thought that Reyna was too deep to be the playmaker, and that the pace at which they played was way too slow for a game of this standard. Their defending was really poor. How the hell do the two center backs allow Koller to get between them to score that first goal? Eddie Jones needs more time against Italy, cause he can cause some damage. We need the zone to do well, as much as we deplore the arrogance of Arena.
Eddie Jones is a basketball player who played for the lakers, hornets and heat.....the guy yuh talking about is Eddie Johnson and I agree...he needs more playing time, he was one of the only bright spots for the US
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2006 World Cup - Germany / Re: FERGIE GAVE ME A SIMPLE MESSAGE: BEAT ENGLAND!.......SAYS DWIGHT YORKE
« on: May 22, 2006, 05:29:47 PM »I just glad to know that eveything cool between he and Alex. The split really was nice, but it pays to not burn yuh bridges. Maybe if the relationship continues, it could open avenues for other T&T youthmen in the future.
Point well made. I is a man couldn't forgive Alex for the way he treated Dwight in the end, (as well as other players, like Barthez e.g.) but I have to consider that you make a very good point.
as well as ince, beckham and Roy Keane and most recently Ruud Van Nistlerooy
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Football / Re: Like NOBODY want to go Man Boo anymore
« on: May 15, 2006, 11:58:03 AM »Palos have a real man utd tabanca for real boy. he acting like is Utd alone who wanted Ballack... Wenger wanted him too. So to did inter, Juve and milan but Chelsea holding de dollars these days so thats where he will end up. Few players in the world today play for a club for sportiing reasons... a few.. most try to maximise income in the short playing time that they have.
Make no mistake Utd have a great deal of catching up to do but the CL run shouldn't cloud the fact that Assnal ent won nothing for the season yet but a date to get a cut arse from Barca in Paris.
real madrid wanted him also
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Football / Re: What if everybody was like the brazilians?
« on: May 15, 2006, 11:54:57 AM »small ting on why Brazilians use nicknames in case anyone wanted to know the history. Brazilian nicknames are just part of the culture. People like to show their affection and closeness to others by using nicknames in all walks of life...and it reduces social inequalities. Even the President is knowna nd refers to himself by his nickname...Lula.
When football was first played in Brazil it was a sport for wealthy whites. Blacks, indians, mulattos, as well as poor whites were not allowed to play organized club football. There was no law saying they could not play, but certain social barriers were in pace to make sure they were not present. For example, the game was kept amateur. Since you could not make money playing football, poor Brazilians would have little or no time to play as they had to work. It was the Portuguese settlers who first started breaking the mold by using non-white Brazillians and giving them jobs in their businesses and paying them enough so they could play on the Portuguese teams (Vasco was the first club to sign blacks in Brazil). The Portuguese teams dominated and became huge fan favorites. So another barrier was put in place...A rule was set up so that players had to be able to sign their names. Since most non-whites were illiterate and poorly educated, this was supposed to keep them out of the game. Instead, they found a way around it..they would just learn to sign abbreviations of their names or their nicknames...for example, it was simpler to learn how to sign Didi instead of Valdir Pariera. Until then, players were just known by their last names. Soon, white Brazilians were following their black counterparts and began using their nicknames as well. Now it is just the norm in Brazil, though mnay players still go by first names or last names...
Cool examples of Modern Brazilian nicknames:
Dunga - Dopey (as in the seven dwarves, because he looked like Dopey as a kid...still does kinda)
Alemao - German (because he had blonde hair)
Branco - Whitey (on one of his childhood teams, he was the only white kid on an all-black team...Brichall style
Zico - (was known as Zinho..which means little one. One of his teammates thought his friend was calling him Zico...and it stuck)
Careca - Bald (he annoyed his mother so much because he liked a Brazilian clown called Carequinha (little bald one) that she called him Careca once as a joke, and it stuck. Funny, cause he was hairy)
Kaka - His brother had a hard time saying Ricardo, so he took the second syllable and said it twice..."CarCar' ended up becoming "Kaka"
Bebeto - His name is Roberto or Robert. Bebeto is the same as saying Bobby
thanks for the info......I know that most of the brazillians real names are very long and this may be another reason for them using nick names
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Football / Re: No Roque Junior...Well Done Parreira
« on: May 15, 2006, 11:32:57 AM »Ricardinho = death
....not sure how much playing time he'll get, but he is definitely a secret weapon off the bench.....very much underrated talent in that squad
I agree..very underrated..Parreira probably had the most difficult choice in selecting a squad but he did a great job.
ricardinho is a boss player and I am surprised that he's still playing in brazil and not in europe but am still surprised he got picked given the large talent pool brazil has to choose from
Ricardinho was on the squad throughout the qualifiers.....no surprise that he got picked
i'm not saying that he dont deserve to be there but just because you've been there throughout the qualifiers doesnt mean you'd make the final cut especialiy if your like brazil have have so many players to choose from....witht that said I think he's a quality player and I'm glad he made it
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Football / Re: No Roque Junior...Well Done Parreira
« on: May 15, 2006, 11:29:08 AM »Julio Baptista move to Real Madrid didn't help him get into the Brasil WC team.
Men like Renato, Belletti, and Edu (especially) could consider themselves a lil unlucky...but this is the toughest line up in the world to crack. Lil surprised that Fred made it in front of Luis Fabiano.
julio baptista play real shit this year since moving to real madrid....every time ah watch him play ah was hoping for a good performace but the man never lived up to expectation but ah woulda still like to see him on the squad though.....he is the only brazilian on real madrid that didnt make it.....the rest of men like yuh said was just unlucky
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Football / Re: No Roque Junior...Well Done Parreira
« on: May 15, 2006, 11:25:47 AM »why no serginho as backup left back??
why no danny alves as backup right back??
but de team is a definite bomb
serginho shoulda definitely make that brazil squad.....the man is a regular at ac milan