Soca Warriors Online Discussion Forum

General => Jokes => Topic started by: dtool on October 03, 2005, 11:13:25 AM

Title: Homeland Security
Post by: dtool on October 03, 2005, 11:13:25 AM

Dear Condi:

Replace all female flight attendants with good looking strippers.
What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking.
They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The
strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol
consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing
naked women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this
country would start flying again hoping to see naked women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry
would see record revenue.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

Title: Re: Homeland Security
Post by: sprog on June 28, 2006, 01:38:05 PM

 :rotfl: :rotfl:

Title: Re: Homeland Security
Post by: jose on July 13, 2006, 05:21:59 AM

i can work with that

Title: Re: Homeland Security
Post by: Rastaman on July 30, 2006, 12:07:15 AM

Funny but no punch line.