Allright time to close this post.
He call mih again dis morning to say all's well again in de ranch but it was a close call.
What happened is he, called her and told how sorry he was and that he was really only upset because he cyar see how he could use the sou sou money to go germany and still have enough to put in the extra room for the baby and he just get he normal stupid way when he drunk. He also tell her how he going to stop drinking since he realise he cyar live without her an he only tell her bout the uwi girls to make her vex. Eventually she allright and that she will come back home Sunday because she done arrange with her mother and sisters to go to church that night.
But it did not go as smoothly as that.
Mih boy decide that because he have Saturday free, he will take a last few beers with the boys and play some horse in St James.
This is what he tell mih happen after.
About 6 oclock in de evening he get a phonecall, is bandy dandy.
He say : " Fish boy yuh remember bandy dandy de chick from Providence dat use to only like bandy leg man because she feel dey foot like dat because dey need space fuh tool?
Me: " Yes"
Pard: " Well she call mih and say she have a problem with she car, she just finish watching football in de savanna and she need help"
Me: " Wait nah, she does still go an watch game to see if it have bandy leg man tuh pick up ?"
Pard: " Yeh, an she still only know about corner because she say that is de only time yuh does see about 16, 17 man in shorts in one lil area."
Me :" So wha happen breds?"
Pard: " Well ah went round de savanna an meet she. De car have a flat tire an she cyar bend down tuh fix it because she wearing one short short skirt. Ah eh go lie fish, buh yuh boy start tuh tink lick up an ting an den ah remember mih promise, so ah jus chill an start tuh change de tire. Whilst ah jacking up de car ah realise ah shadow come over mih buh ah eh take dat on, den ah hear she asking mih something, so ah raise up mih head an nex ting I know mih head inside she skirt because she was standing right over mih, buh dat wasn't bad, de next ting ah hear is mih wife calling mih name.
Me : " Shit, wha yuh do?"
Pard:" Ah ahd to think quick, leave mih head where it is or come out"
Me" Doh stick now tell mih?
Pard: "Well ah take out mih head an fly up an say to she "wha yuh doing here girl?", same time a wiping mih hand on Bandy skirt."
She ask mih what ah was doing ? So ah tell her ah was just fixing the young lady flat tire.
She say no, what mih head was doing inside she skirt?"
Ah say " Why allyuh so, yuh eh see ah was wiping mih head an hand on she skirt ?
She eh have no rag in she car, yuh really feel ah go get into chuppiness around d savanna an after what we talk about dis morning? Like you have ting tuh hide yuhself or wha ?"
Well fish boy she jus start tuh laff an tell mih she jus come with she mudder fuh some polourie and coconut water an she go see mih tomorrow.
So then ah tell Bandy fine one ah she other football conquests tuh fix she flat an ah buss it back tuh mih pardners an dem fuh more beers because yuh know from tomorrow ah like priest.
Then he tell mih laters.
By the way he will be going to the Bahrain game but with his mudder-in-law in tow.
Obviously by now allyuh realise this didn't really happen.
She never did take him back
