England 5 - Trinidad nought.
It's fairly even for the first 10 minutes as both teams feel each other out, until England realises that, wait a minutes, this is Trinidad we are talking about. A goal is scored in the 11th minute (muchos assistance from Beckham). A second goal comes a few minutes later. Trinidad panics, like primary schoolchildren realising they are in the big boys' league. They start fouling people like mad. England is frustrated by these tactics, but when Beckham is forced to be taken off the field, they get severely ticked off. Another goal is scored just before the half. Trinidad panics even more, and plays the nastiest Lavantille/ Belmont/ Tranquillity College at the PSA grounds type football. It's all to no avail though, as 2 more goals are scored in the final 10 minutes, after the Trinis have tired themselves out trying their best Wong Fei Hong moves.
5-0. English fans play steelpan and eat Scarlet Ibis and Cocricos for dinner to celebrate moving on to the next round.
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