John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same
barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different
barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear
it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the
one who had McCain in his chair reached for the after shave.
McCain was quick to stop him saying, ' No thanks, my wife Cindy
will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse'.
The second barber turned to Barack and said 'how about you?'
Obama replied 'Go ahead, my wife Michelle doesn't know what the
inside of a whorehouse smells like.
