For the new people in dis forum. This is what i had to deal with 2 years ago. It does still bring tears to meh eye
Soft and Dry Dropping Standards
« on: July 12, 2006, 07:52:27 AM » Quote
"oconnorg"http://www.socawarriors.net/forum/index.php?topic=18906.msg197128#msg197128--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Allyuh ah cross and I had to vent..
There is a toilet paper Brand called Soft n Dry down here I en know if allyuh know it..
Now I iz ah fellah I does by mih stocks in Pricesmart. i.e. Paper towels, Toilet paper, Soap, dem kinda thing nah..
Today i want to discuss Soft n Dry, the toilet paper brand.
Previous to the last batch of Soft n Dry TP i purchased , the texture was soft and mild. It was absorptive enough to wipe effectively. Such effective absorption ensured that your TP lasted longer and hence economical .. ( note * a 24 pack of Soft n Dry costs about $5 - 6 US in Pricesmart T&T )
New batch.
Apparently soft n dry are finding ways to cut costs on their end so that their profits are larger.
Imagine wiping your ass witha copybook page (* folks with some interesting school days should know the feeling *). Thats the feeling you get when using this new batch of Soft n Dry.. It is ROUGH, Less absorptive. It means you use on average 15 more pegs of TP per shit... Not COOL..
ALSO, each wipe bruises you and eventually your ass is raw.. Subsequent shits are unpleasant, and eating spicy foods ( doubles with slight pepper ) is not advised.. In addition to this, I am currently cleansing my self in preparation to restart training , it means on avg i shit 3 more times then normal per day..
Right now I am not pleased, and I am actually considering calling the Bureau of Standards to voice my disgust at the drop in standard of such an import commodity.. Needless to say I also have to immediately change brands of TP...
And its Not me alone too.. I spoke to 3 other co-workers this morning and their experience is the same..
Any of you guys going through this stress as well.. ?
oconnorg
Disgruntled TP user