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General => Jokes => Topic started by: WestCoast on April 23, 2007, 09:07:31 PM
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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and
this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director which
tests were used to determine whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
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West.....you eh play yuh like ting nah. Ah hoverin by dis thread till Cana come. ;D ;D
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i want my bed close to ah window.lol.
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West.....you eh play yuh like ting nah. Ah hoverin by dis thread till Cana come. ;D ;D
I SURE she read it oui ;D ;D
is plenty views eh ;)
and she does always be talking bout de "Cana Wing" up day full ah she "frens" and dem :D :D
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West.....you eh play yuh like ting nah. Ah hoverin by dis thread till Cana come. ;D ;D
I SURE she read it oui ;D ;D
is plenty views eh ;)
and she does always be talking bout de "Cana Wing" up day full ah she "frens" and dem :D :D
maybe she use ah teaspoon den which is why she have she own wing. Ah jes guessin
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my bed nex 2 urs cap ... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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West.....you eh play yuh like ting nah. Ah hoverin by dis thread till Cana come. ;D ;D
I SURE she read it oui ;D ;D
is plenty views eh ;)
and she does always be talking bout de "Cana Wing" up day full ah she "frens" and dem :D :D
maybe she use ah teaspoon den which is why she have she own wing. Ah jes guessin
apparently she has single handedly sent those in that wing there ;D ;D
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Ah still park up here waiting on Cana!! ;)
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Ah still park up here waiting on Cana!! ;)
Ah can feel de lash of dat Cyber bull pistle all now :D :D
but I must say I go have to shake her hand as she holding off for a real long time eh ;) ;D ;D
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........around 2 am on a bright Wednesday morning, TriniCana stares at WestCoast as he's sleeps in dey above double decker, and wonders if he go feel dey hot candle wax dat is about to be dropped in he ear.
>:(
<look at a dey pink posey by Coco bed and wonders if she places Coco hand in it wha go happen>
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........around 2 am on a bright Wednesday morning, TriniCana stares at WestCoast as he's sleeps in dey above double decker, and wonders if he go feel dey hot candle wax dat is about to be dropped in he ear.
>:(
<look at a dey pink posey by Coco bed and wonders if she places Coco hand in it wha go happen>
soap and water doo-doo...soap and water!! ;D
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Coco, doh mind she....she bite worse dan she bark :devil: :devil:
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Coco, doh mind she....she bite worse dan she bark :devil: :devil:
Like yuh get a lil "nip" once ah wha!! ;D
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Coco, doh mind she....she bite worse dan she bark :devil: :devil:
Like yuh get a lil "nip" once ah wha!! ;D
leh me quit whilst I still alive :rotfl:
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Coco, doh mind she....she bite worse dan she bark :devil: :devil:
Like yuh get a lil "nip" once ah wha!! ;D
leh me quit whilst I still alive :rotfl:
:rotfl: :rotfl:
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so wait
It is ah known fact dat ah send men to St Anns Mental and ah proud bout dat
It ah known fact dat ah in dey process ah sendin dey fust oman to ah ward too..infact she own ah tencil in dere already.
WestCoast continue to interfere with me and doh play ya draggin Coco for backup eh...
She cyah save ya at tall >:(
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Coco dis is wha ah talkin bout ;)
ah need company down here ya know :devil:
see, BAD like crab during Full Moon oui ;D ;D
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Coco dis is wha ah talkin bout ;)
ah need company down here ya know :devil:
see, BAD like crab during Full Moon oui ;D ;D
Ah doh fight wars ah cyar win yuh know. ah tell yuh ah jes watchin