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General => Jokes => Topic started by: truetrini on January 06, 2006, 12:26:24 AM
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: the stamp collecter have me laughing mi boy only licking it lol :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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I honestly doh mind husband number 10 nah
Infact ah ummm errrr never mind :angel:
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I honestly doh mind husband number 10 nah
Infact ah ummm errrr never mind :angel:
I is ah stamp collector meyself
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I honestly doh mind husband number 10 nah
Infact ah ummm errrr never mind :angel:
I is ah stamp collector meyself
Big or small stamp honey ??? :angel:
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I honestly doh mind husband number 10 nah
Infact ah ummm errrr never mind :angel:
I is ah stamp collector meyself
Big or small stamp honey ??? :angel:
I collecting ALL!
I licking dem before ah sticking dem.
I even travel to cold places to warmly lick dem stamps dem!
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oh god
hahahahahahahaha allyuh good yes
truetrini ya win.....ya win :applause:
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oh god
hahahahahahahaha allyuh good yes
truetrini ya win.....ya win :applause:
pm meh de address....ah want tuh see yuh stamp
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oh god
hahahahahahahaha allyuh good yes
truetrini ya win.....ya win :applause:
pm meh de address....ah want tuh see yuh stamp
truetrini if ah show ya meh stamp and meh envelopes.....it will be difficult to get rid ah yea.
Furthermore allyuh who does boast does normally turn out to be like "'husband #3" STEUPS :-*
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oh god
hahahahahahahaha allyuh good yes
truetrini ya win.....ya win :applause:
pm meh de address....ah want tuh see yuh stamp
truetrini if ah show ya meh stamp and meh envelopes.....it will be difficult to get rid ah yea.
Furthermore allyuh who does boast does normally turn out to be like "'husband #3" STEUPS :-*
well dat eh so, ut even if dat was de case...remember i is ah stamp collector so yuh shoud still be happy...is you who say dat.
i feel yuh fraid yuh get hooked so yuh backing down...why yuh fraid so?
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Sweet cheeks me doh "back down" i more cume forward
All i just talking bout is from experience from allyuh mud mud mudder ass and dem :angel:
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yuh cyae put me in dem sorf man category..dat is fuh infinite and dem
I could clean meh shades with meh tongue baby
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yuh cyae put me in dem sorf man category..dat is fuh infinite and dem
I could clean meh shades with meh tongue baby
ah cyah put ya in soft man category sweetheart...cause ya there already :angel:
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damn,,how so ??/
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TriniCana doe study TruTrini....if you want ah real man to hook yuh up with some buss up shut, doubles, souse, some nice hot soup for dat cold weather, somebody to Massage yuh back with Vicks Vapor Rub and Massage yuh feet with Hennessy Brandy...I here darling....I could feed you for life and even more..but we have to be friends first..TruTrini too hostile :cursing:...he dont know about petting an thing :-* :violin:.....
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TriniCana doe study TruTrini....if you want ah real man to hook yuh up with some buss up shut, doubles, souse, some nice hot soup for dat cold weather, somebody to Massage yuh back with Vicks Vapor Rub and Massage yuh feet with Hennessy Brandy...I here darling....I could feed you for life and even more..but we have to be friends first..TruTrini too hostile :cursing:...he dont know about petting an thing :-* :violin:.....
yuh eh lie...allyuh bullahs real romantic.
de ting is eh, trinicana is ah woman..not ah shim like you!
take some ah dat vicks and rub it on yuh bamsee and learn what yuh bamsee for.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
allyuh killing meh here
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TruCana yuh see how TRUTRINI is...He just trying to cause commess.He real wathless eh. I would never disrespect you with these kind of remarks darling. Don't worry I go give TruTrini fire :challenge:...me and you go bounce darling. Ah feel he jealous of d Vicks..he want some too.
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okay ah was speechless for 2.5 minutes now ah could talk
rotato if you hear lyrics ah get from truetrini dey other day on MSN. At one point ah say to mehself "like he bite ah R Kelly CD"
anyway love, like dey typical red man, truetrini only have mouth (which ain't bad by dey way) and little bit ah action....cause ah never see man fraid to send meh picture ah he face so.
now doh get meh wrong, truetrini had meh reel involved in he lyrical expertize....give him ah jacket for dat :beermug:
but ah think he fraid meh.....for what reason ah doh know, like ah feel he jus realize he meet he match.....ah RED woman
as ah wise dead ole man use to say "dey 3 wurst ting ah man could ever have; ah old stove, ah old fridge and ah red woman"
Truetrini doh let dey innocent picture ah meh face fool ya..... ;)
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okay ah was speechless for 2.5 minutes now ah could talk
rotato if you hear lyrics ah get from truetrini dey other day on MSN. At one point ah say to mehself "like he bite ah R Kelly CD"
anyway love, like dey typical red man, truetrini only have mouth (which ain't bad by dey way) and little bit ah action....cause ah never see man fraid to send meh picture ah he face so.
now doh get meh wrong, truetrini had meh reel involved in he lyrical expertize....give him ah jacket for dat :beermug:
but ah think he fraid meh.....for what reason ah doh know, like ah feel he jus realize he meet he match.....ah RED woman
as ah wise dead ole man use to say "dey 3 wurst ting ah man could ever have; ah old stove, ah old fridge and ah red woman"
Truetrini doh let dey innocent picture ah meh face fool ya..... ;)
Yuh fell I fraid you?
steups. dat rotato is ah bullah..me eh lying ask man on de forum..he is ah suasage jockey.
I aint fraid you, I jes letting yuh run with yuh rope, when ahd pull and rest de hurt on yuh...yuh go get like ah zombie whenever yuh see ah red man!
hey and remember de only ting red and good is ah dollar amd even dat eh have much value.
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ya not easy..... :rotfl:
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look how de bullah rotato go come back with some lame ass sh!t
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TriniCana ah ent go lie..Ah does try SO hard with he and his behaviour. Any time ah think ah taking 2 steps forward, TruTrini does have to embarass heself and take 3 steps back. Ah tired try to teach him some manners but is only so much ah could do with he...Ah ent go lie..He is a good fella but ah dont know, he does just catch dah mad vaps.... :cursing: and when ah tink he calm down, he does leave meh frustrated ... :banginghead: D other day ah tell him ah go give him a FREE DOGGIE BISCUIT and he throw it back at meh...Ah guess he too proud to even accept charity...Anyhow ah feel he digging a little horrors cause he ent like meh talking to anybody he tracking...But ah have to say all he have is talk...he approach leaves alot to be desired...Some advice TRUTRINI....jus be yourself...One doesnt need to soothe a woman by using such vulgarity, rather think about writing her a poem or even creating a logo for TriniCana. I am sure she would enjoy something thoughtful...Perhaps I would even create mine TruTrini but as I said...I wouldnt want to Jumbie yuh...
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TriniCana ah ent go lie..Ah does try SO hard with he and his behaviour. Any time ah think ah taking 2 steps forward, TruTrini does have to embarass heself and take 3 steps back. Ah tired try to teach him some manners but is only so much ah could do with he...Ah ent go lie..He is a good fella but ah dont know, he does just catch dah mad vaps.... :cursing: and when ah tink he calm down, he does leave meh frustrated ... :banginghead: D other day ah tell him ah go give him a FREE DOGGIE BISCUIT and he throw it back at meh...Ah guess he too proud to even accept charity...Anyhow ah feel he digging a little horrors cause he ent like meh talking to anybody he tracking...But ah have to say all he have is talk...he approach leaves alot to be desired...Some advice TRUTRINI....jus be yourself...One doesnt need to soothe a woman by using such vulgarity, rather think about writing her a poem or even creating a logo for TriniCana. I am sure she would enjoy something thoughtful...Perhaps I would even create mine TruTrini but as I said...I wouldnt want to Jumbie yuh...
Fella yuh is ah little bitch..so eat yuh own doggie biscuit. Besides you cyar teach me nutten...Go fart beans at de moon fool!
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Wheeeys sar.. All this grand charging and tork torking.....
AH REAL MAN DOH have to talk tooo much .... Far less tooo much in public...
Nuff said.!
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Wheeeys sar.. All this grand charging and tork torking.....
AH REAL MAN DOH have to talk tooo much .... Far less tooo much in public...
Nuff said.!
like yuh is ah piece concrete? steups...if yuh want tuh block o'connor..go get ah special teams wuk with ah nfl side.
steups.
allyuh real fast boy.
how many real man yuh ever had? :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
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Wheeeys sar.. All this grand charging and tork torking.....
AH REAL MAN DOH have to talk tooo much .... Far less tooo much in public...
Nuff said.!
like yuh is ah piece concrete? steups...if yuh want tuh block o'connor..go get ah special teams wuk with ah nfl side.
steups.
allyuh real fast boy.
how many real man yuh ever had? :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
BESCRETE BWOY.. BESCRETE...
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more like ah iron drawers from Kirpalanis...and dem outta business.so yuh is ah old panty. :devil:
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more like ah iron drawers from Kirpalanis...and dem outta business.so yuh is ah old panty. :devil:
Well bwoy.. At least I is somethig oui...