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General => Jokes => Topic started by: PortValeChris on January 13, 2006, 03:27:09 PM

Title: Here's the Legendary Little Johnny again
Post by: PortValeChris on January 13, 2006, 03:27:09 PM

 For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out of the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your bedroom last night and I heard you telling me mam you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be f*cked  if I'm staying here by mesen with a
£280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

Title: Re: Here's the Legendary Little Johnny again
Post by: truetrini on January 13, 2006, 03:33:56 PM

muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! dat shit is too funny.