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General => Jokes => Topic started by: truetrini on January 16, 2006, 12:33:30 AM
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A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?
15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?
One student in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.
The student replies, "Ghost?!?" "Dang it, I thought you said ''GOATS."
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Good one man .!
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ah have ah pardner from carapo.he bull ah pig.de bad part is de friggin pig wine back.
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capode doh make joke nah
hear nah.....i pee myself yes. talk bout laugh hard here :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
capode be serious nah....dey pig wine back ya say ? :rotfl: :rotfl:
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capode doh make joke nah
hear nah.....i pee myself yes. talk bout laugh hard here :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
capode be serious nah....dey pig wine back ya say ? :rotfl: :rotfl:
true true ah serious as ah heart attack.
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capode doh make joke nah
hear nah.....i pee myself yes. talk bout laugh hard here :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
capode be serious nah....dey pig wine back ya say ? :rotfl: :rotfl:
true true ah serious as ah heart attack.
Capo, dah man is still your padnah??
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capode doh make joke nah
hear nah.....i pee myself yes. talk bout laugh hard here :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
capode be serious nah....dey pig wine back ya say ? :rotfl: :rotfl:
true true ah serious as ah heart attack.
Capo, dah man is still your padnah??
regretfully yes :-[ :-[ :-[
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This thing with dey pig wining back almost kill my ass yes
Capodetutticapi you win, sar you win. You had me visualize dey blasted big and ya padnar
ah pee myself again yes.
Jerry Springer have auditions going on right now...he could make ah cool 500 US with that.
Better yet if he have woman, she could make dey stage too. So he, he pig and she. PREFECT
One episode I aint missing :beermug: