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General => Jokes => Topic started by: samo on April 28, 2005, 02:38:48 PM
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YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE TELLS IT ALL
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> > >A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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> > >"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
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> > >"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.
> > >"It's not polite."
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> > >"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
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> > >"Now really," the mother says,
> > >"those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
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> > >Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
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> > >"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
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> > >The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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> > >"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her
> > >friend.
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> > >"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers'
> > >license It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
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> > >Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
> > >"I know how old you are, you are 32."
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> > >The mother is surprised and asks,
> > >"How did you find that out?
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> > >"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
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> > >The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
> > >"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
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> > >"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
> > >"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
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> > >"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
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> > >"Because you got an F in sex." ;D
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