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General => Jokes => Topic started by: fishs on January 18, 2006, 04:58:47 AM

Title: Cut back on beer because yuh could become ah chick?
Post by: fishs on January 18, 2006, 04:58:47 AM

 Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent
 analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should
take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by  drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

 To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
 It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
 1) Gained weight.
 2) Talked excessively without making sense.
 3) became overly emotional.
 4) Couldn't drive.
 5) Failed to think rationally.
 6) Argued over nothing.
 7) Had to sit down while urinating.
 8) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
 No further testing was considered necessary.

Title: Re: Cut back on beer because yuh could become ah chick?
Post by: scarface on January 23, 2006, 05:43:38 AM

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd  ;D