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General => Jokes => Topic started by: PortValeChris on March 03, 2006, 01:05:02 AM
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Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story (allegedly) of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment of it all she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet she looked across the car and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead
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its funny, but how come she did not recognize her husband's genitalia? mmm, seems like she was familiar with those that she tucked in..maybe a freudian slip?