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General => Jokes => Topic started by: R45 on March 29, 2006, 11:57:58 AM

Title: Women's Dictionary
Post by: R45 on March 29, 2006, 11:57:58 AM

Dictionary for Decoding Women's personal ADS:

40-ish ......................... 49
Adventurous ......................... Slept with everyone
Athletic ......................... No Tits
Average Looking ......................... Mooooooooo
Beautiful ......................... Pathological Liar
Buxom ......................... Fat
Emotionally Secure ......................... On Medication
Feminist ......................... Fat
Free Spirit ......................... Junkie
Friendship First ......................... Former Slut
New-age ......................... Body hair in the wrong places
Old Fashioned ......................... No BJs
Open-minded ......................... Desperate
Outgoing ......................... Loud and Embarassing
Professional ......................... Bitch
Voluptuous ......................... Very Fat
Large frame ......................... Hugely Fat
Want Soul Mate ......................... Stalker

Women's English:

Yes ......................... No
No ......................... Yes
Maybe ......................... No
We need ......................... I want
I am sorry ......................... You'll be sorry
We need to talk ......................... You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead ......................... You better not
Do you want ......................... You will pay for this later
I am not upset ......................... Of course I am pissed, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight ......................... Is sex all you ever think about?

and finally, Men's english:

I am hungry ......................... I am hungry
I am sleepy ......................... I am sleepy
I am tired ......................... I am tired
Nice dress ......................... Nice boobs!
I love you ......................... Let's have sex now
I am bored ......................... Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? ......................... I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you somtime? ......................... I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? ......................... I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? ......................... I'd like to have sex with you

 ;D

Title: Re: Women's Dictionary
Post by: TriniCana on March 29, 2006, 06:02:29 PM

ah going and leave this one alone.

ah see dey 2 posters already...so ah leaving it ok Capod and R45
if Dutty and or WestC come in here...worst yet

Title: Re: Women's Dictionary
Post by: Brej on March 30, 2006, 05:10:20 PM

ahahah i eh see da in a while it doh geh old doh

Title: Re: Women's Dictionary
Post by: Pasdah Beatz on March 31, 2006, 11:12:10 AM

classic