Soca Warriors Online Discussion Forum
General => Jokes => Topic started by: #8 on April 12, 2006, 03:41:15 AM
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When I say I'm Broke, I'm broke!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money," & she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door & pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back & said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good
appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
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