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General => Jokes => Topic started by: AB.Trini on August 25, 2006, 07:33:55 PM

Title: N O SPEKAH DE ENGLISH
Post by: AB.Trini on August 25, 2006, 07:33:55 PM

 A bus stops and two Italian men get on.  They sit down and
>>engage in an animated conversation.
>>
>>   The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
>>attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
>>following:
>>
>>   "Emma come first.  Den I come.  Den two asses come together.  I
>>come once-a-more.  Two asses, they come together again.  I come
>>again and pee twice.  Then I come one lasta time."
>>
>>   "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
>>indignantly.  "In this country we don't speak aloud in public
>>places about our sex lives."
>>
>>   "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?
>>
>>    I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell " Mississippi'."

Title: Re: N O SPEKAH DE ENGLISH
Post by: Blue on August 26, 2006, 02:02:23 AM

 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Title: Re: N O SPEKAH DE ENGLISH
Post by: Cantona007 on August 26, 2006, 01:20:33 PM

That's terrible...  :rotfl: :rotfl:

Title: Re: N O SPEKAH DE ENGLISH
Post by: cocoapanyol on August 27, 2006, 05:08:36 PM

good one

Title: Re: N O SPEKAH DE ENGLISH
Post by: Themanfriday on August 28, 2006, 06:02:42 AM

Nice!!!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Title: Re: N O SPEKAH DE ENGLISH
Post by: capodetutticapi on August 28, 2006, 08:50:55 AM

yuh had me goin fuh ah while too.lol.

Title: Re: N O SPEKAH DE ENGLISH
Post by: d1onlysexysugar on August 28, 2006, 03:32:47 PM

 :beermug: :beermug: boss