Soca Warriors Online Discussion Forum
General => General Discussion => Topic started by: *~*steph*~* on August 29, 2006, 09:46:15 PM
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>>Men are like....
ay i not hatin on men eh!
>>1. Men are like .Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of
>>you.
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>>2. Men are like . Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm
>>they are.
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>>3. Men are like . Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change
>>them..
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>>4. Men are like . Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite
>>sure why
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>>5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
>>head
>>right for your hips.
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>>6. Men are like . Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they
>>say.
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>>7. Men are like . Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always
>>1/2 off.
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>>8. Men are like . Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long
>>to mature.
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>>9. Men are like . Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign
>>of
>>emotion.
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>>10. Men are like . Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a
>>little
>>while.
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>>11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming,
>>how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
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>>12. Men are like . Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very
>>bright.
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>>13. Men are like . Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the
>>rest are
>>handicapped.
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>>Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to
>>any
>>understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky
>>enough to
>>know !!!!!!!!!!
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>>BEHIND EVERY
>>SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
>>IS HERSELF
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>>A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
>>YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
>>SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
>>IN HOT WATER
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>>I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
>>ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
>>TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
>>AND A CAREER
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>>COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
>>SOME THINGS ARE JUST
>>BETTER RICH
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>>I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
>>And I HAVE A GUN
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>>WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
>>AND I KNOW HOW
>>TO USE IT
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>>OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
>>I DID IT RIGHT
>>THE FIRST TIME
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>>DO NOT START WITH ME.
>>YOU WILL NOT WIN
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>>ALL STRESSED OUT
>>AND NO ONE
>>TO CHOKE
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>>And last but not least:
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>>IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
>>SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
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i couldn't agree more ... although my b/f will disagree ... :angel: :rotfl: :rotfl: