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General => Jokes => Topic started by: Lil Jodie P on November 08, 2006, 07:41:25 AM
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A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right
outsideof
the dressing room door. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just
when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a
mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you
know
that women have teeth down
there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his
lucky
stars he didn't get bitten.
For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing
all women have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a
girlfriend.
One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a
little action.
After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You
know,
you could go a little further if you want." "What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to
her
crotch.
"HELL NO," he cries, "you've got teeth down there!" "Don't be
ridiculous,"
she responds, "there's no such thing as teeth down there!" "Yes, there
are,"
he says, "my Mom told me so."
"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself."
With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.
"No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all women have
teeth
down there." "Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her
panties,
throws her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth
down
there."
The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing the
condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
oh gaadooooyyyyyyyy!!!
ah weak! :rotfl:
:beermug: cheers!
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man like that doh deserve any cyat.lol.
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Oh gawd poor fella. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
he eh know notting bout puppy love. ::)
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nice one jodie ;)