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General => Jokes => Topic started by: AB.Trini on January 12, 2007, 06:46:23 PM
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Hello?"
"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right now."
Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down
on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to
Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it
Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head
on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I
guess he didn't know that you took out the water last
week to clean it. He "hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's
dead
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? ............Is this 486-5731?"
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hahahahahahha dat is why yuh dont let chirren answer phones
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allyuh tink dat funny???? >:( >:( >:(
ah almost dead wen ah hit de pool bottom ...
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allyuh tink dat funny???? >:( >:( >:(
ah almost dead wen ah hit de pool bottom ...
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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allyuh tink dat funny???? >:( >:( >:(
ah almost dead wen ah hit de pool bottom ...
you mean when yuh BOTTOM hit de empty POOL :rotfl:
Big Up!
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well .. ah was hitting some bottom dere for awhile .. an it wassen mines :devil: