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General => Jokes => Topic started by: saga pinto on March 11, 2007, 05:35:14 PM

Title: Toilet Pain
Post by: saga pinto on March 11, 2007, 05:35:14 PM

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

Title: Re: Toilet Pain
Post by: WestCoast on March 11, 2007, 06:08:10 PM

ooooooooohhhhhhh      ooooooohhhhhhhh
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Title: Re: Toilet Pain
Post by: TriniCana on March 11, 2007, 06:33:18 PM

 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
oh shit....ohhhhhh lawd PAIN  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Title: Re: Toilet Pain
Post by: capodetutticapi on March 11, 2007, 11:26:27 PM

 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Title: Re: Toilet Pain
Post by: d1onlysexysugar on March 12, 2007, 06:15:17 AM

oh lawd  :devil: