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General => Jokes => Topic started by: saga pinto on March 21, 2007, 07:50:22 PM

Title: Oral
Post by: saga pinto on March 21, 2007, 07:50:22 PM: There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.

"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."

One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.

"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.

"I was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
Title: Re: Oral
Post by: Pointman on March 26, 2007, 11:01:12 AM: :puking:
Title: Re: Oral
Post by: Organic on March 26, 2007, 02:37:05 PM: This aint a joke its nightmare
Title: Re: Oral
Post by: trinidre on May 11, 2007, 04:16:42 PM: thiat aint funny :-[
Title: Re: Oral
Post by: capodetutticapi on May 11, 2007, 05:27:44 PM: some mother in laws still look do able
Title: Re: Oral
Post by: cocoapanyol on May 14, 2007, 01:45:00 PM: Quote from: capodetutticapi on May 11, 2007, 05:27:44 PM
some mother in laws still look do able

only you woulda see de positive side ah dat!! :rotfl:

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