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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: DeSoWa on April 26, 2007, 04:28:33 PM
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hmmm interesting read ;D
http://men.msn.com/articlemh.aspx?cp-documentid=4725722>1=9311
Are You Raising Another Man's Child?
Patrick Connaro, a 42-year-old robotics engineer living in Colorado Springs, was sitting in the bleachers one warm Saturday afternoon in 2003, watching his son's Little League game, when the ground opened beneath him.
"My little boy was there, he was up at bat, and I started yelling for him, 'Go Matthew [not his real name]! Knock it out of the park!' And another man started screaming for Matthew. Louder than me. I looked over, and I looked at him, and I was like, Who is this guy? And I looked at my son, and I looked at him … and they were identical."
After the ball game, Connaro ordered a paternity test. The results came back 2 weeks later. "I opened up the letter from Labcorp, and it said, ' … 99.9 percent chance you are not the biological father of this child.' I started crying. My head started spinning."
Connaro admits that the possibility had crossed his mind before, given his son's dissimilar facial features, but each time he questioned his wife about it, she vehemently denied the suggestion. Even when he showed her the test results, she still denied it. "She said, 'You forged this,' " Connaro recalls, shaking his head in amazement. ;D
Click on de link above to read more..it kinda long to put it in here..buh ah wonder how much ah dat does happen in TnT? anybody have true stories? ;D
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all i saying...is if de chile have big ears and u eh have none de wife eh ave none and u find de neigbour does watch u and grin plenty in de morning when u going to work. u should check yuh self.
especially if u find people in d e area does watch u pitifully..
cyah call name..it have conenctions on de baord..lol
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I was listening to WLIB 1190 David Levy had a show and he was sayin that it is rampant in the WI . plenty men mining nex man children alyuh feel man doz horne women wah bout when ah woman put ah horne on yuh she like it to show .
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: ph yuh lookin for man to shoot the computer
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I don't know which is worse..getting horn or finding out 5 yrs after dat you mining ah horn chile :-\ dat is to send man crazy oui..
But should the man continue threating de chile as his..after all de chile think he is de father..
Big Up!
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I don't know which is worse..getting horn or finding out 5 yrs after dat you mining ah horn chile :-\ dat is to send man crazy oui..
But should the man continue threating de chile as his..after all de chile think he is de father..
Big Up!
anyman worth his salt might sya yes...etc etc
i think ah beter question is if de man buss to lash in she ass should we feel sorry for she.
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or he could do like dat man in Texas...but dis time is de ooman to ketch...
Big Up!
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my question is this
"how that other fella know the boy name, and what is his connection to the boy's mother"
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i eh know about all states in the US but i know fuh sure in some that u have to continue mining the child once yuh name on de birth paper and u were taking care of de chile b4 the discovery..yuh just cyah up and say yuh over de chile.
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i eh know about all states in the US but i know fuh sure in some that u have to continue mining the child once yuh name on de birth paper and u were taking care of de chile b4 the discovery..yuh just cyah up and say yuh over de chile.
UNLESS DNA SAY U NOT DE CHILD FATHER
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i eh know about all states in the US but i know fuh sure in some that u have to continue mining the child once yuh name on de birth paper and u were taking care of de chile b4 the discovery..yuh just cyah up and say yuh over de chile.
UNLESS DNA SAY U NOT DE CHILD FATHER
so i thought but there was a case recently that created a big stir..i will see if i find it, not sure wat the outcome was, i remember it because i thought it was simple..DNA say u r not de father so yuh could ride out but law was saying something else.
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i eh know about all states in the US but i know fuh sure in some that u have to continue mining the child once yuh name on de birth paper and u were taking care of de chile b4 the discovery..yuh just cyah up and say yuh over de chile.
UNLESS DNA SAY U NOT DE CHILD FATHER
so i thought but there was a case recently that created a big stir..i will see if i find it, not sure wat the outcome was, i remember it because i thought it was simple..DNA say u r not de father so yuh could ride out but law was saying something else.
gosh now dais pressure
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Ah time i hear a scene bout a man who gyal had a chile.....de chile born cokey eye. No scene de man minding he chile....going to work...doing what he hadda do. A day he come home and find a cokey eye man in he house with he wife....and de man jump up and shake he hand and saying "How you going? My name is Sheldon and i'm sean's father....it so good to finally meet you" That resulted in a immediate stamp to chest and violence..and trigger off a whole big ting. It does happen. Women lie just as much or even more than men....is just dey doh get ketch. Plus it have some wicked women in the world......go make yuh mind chile fuh 18 years....den after yuh finding out de chile eh yours.
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Every morning I does dip meh crix in me tea around 9 am..juss in time for Maury .. how effing dotish you have to be or pretend to be if your ghul ask you to come with she to maury? Ah mean.. you living in ah 4king cave mining guano not to know what she want to reveal to you?
the bess lines I hear so far..
- the chile have to be yours (baby about 1 yr old) cause he totie small juss like yours..
- dais is not my chile cause he face wrinkly (the friggin chile was only ah month old)
- (result) not only did the lie dect determine that she slept with 10 different men, she also slept with your dad... the man responds with.. no matter what I is the baby daddy and that will not change. the dna have to be wrong.
truss meh is real kicks..you does even see black hillbillies and hicks.. yep they exist.
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aye Jums...wha bout dah chile we did see on the train, traveling tuh downtown Frankfurt...where somebody in de lime did point out de beauty that the chile inherited....jeeeeeeeeeeezan. De daddy look happy happy..... :devil: ;D
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my question is this
"how that other fella know the boy name, and what is his connection to the boy's mother"
Like yuh was reading meh mind.
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i eh know about all states in the US but i know fuh sure in some that u have to continue mining the child once yuh name on de birth paper and u were taking care of de chile b4 the discovery..yuh just cyah up and say yuh over de chile.
UNLESS DNA SAY U NOT DE CHILD FATHER
so i thought but there was a case recently that created a big stir..i will see if i find it, not sure wat the outcome was, i remember it because i thought it was simple..DNA say u r not de father so yuh could ride out but law was saying something else.
In Canada, children are considered "children of the marriage" once the couple are married. Does not matter if you married a woman with children by another man or she horn yuh. So jes because DNA says you are not the biological parent, it does not absolve you from legal responsibility. I don't think it's right for a woman to do that not just to the man, but even more so to the child who may never know they true "identity".
I'm sure there are many men minding children who are not "theirs" but they are outnumbered by the number of men who know their children and abandon them with ease. To me, those are worse.
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I say leave de gyul and take de chile wid yu yes. De chile wasn't de one dat do anything, so take care of dem b/c when yu get old dey go take care of you :devil: :rotfl: ;D
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What about wen the child do something and yuh gointg to spank the child she say doh hit him yuh know becauz you iz not he father after mining the child fuh 10 to 12 yrs y, yuh have the belt in yuh hand and it ketch yuh on the down stroke yuh freeze .
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lol..look at the double standards...
who do you think men are fooling around with?? Some have no problem dropping their pants so unless you're gay, it means that it is a female and from what I've read here, it doesn't matter if it is a married female or one related to you. Capo could be mine'ing he own brother and he proud with it. So if the chicken comes home to roost, don't harm the chicken eh? That child will be a big man or woman one day and will remember how YOU raised him/her. It is not their fault.
Stop lying to yourself nuh...either you want to play big and sleep out or you want things right in your home. One of the differences between men and women as far as sleeping around goes, is that women do not talk or strut or show off about it. So while men feel they are all that for servicing the country's needy females, women tend to take dat and cool it.
It won't stop, but you could try to watch yuh contents.
It is a big deal and can de fatal, if the child is unaware of their heritage and DNA. Illnesses can be inherited. What if he IS the neighbour's son and starts to date that neighbour's daughter? What if the real parent needs a kidney? What if you need blood? What if the child shows behaviour that is harmful to self or others?
grr...let meh go and do meh wuk oui...
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do women need the childs father permission to have an abortion?
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do women need the childs father permission to have an abortion?
NOPE
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do women need the childs father permission to have an abortion?
NOPE
thought so........i go leave it at that!!!
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depending on where you are, all sorts of groups can step in and take you to court to stop you from having that abortion.
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i tink de only way ah woman should have an abortion is if she get rape or if the pregnancy will be fatal to she or de chile.children is ah blessin and must be loved.my two daughters is de best ting coulda happen to me.or so de wife say.lol.
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I don't know which is worse..getting horn or finding out 5 yrs after dat you mining ah horn chile :-\ dat is to send man crazy oui..
But should the man continue threating de chile as his..after all de chile think he is de father..
Big Up!
i'm waiting anxiously to hear responses to this very valid question
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I don't know which is worse..getting horn or finding out 5 yrs after dat you mining ah horn chile :-\ dat is to send man crazy oui..
But should the man continue threating de chile as his..after all de chile think he is de father..
Big Up!
i'm waiting anxiously to hear responses to this very valid question
Why not?? DE CHILE NEVER ASK TO BE A HORN CHILE, is jus ah chile and he needs de same things as anyother chile.
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I don't know which is worse..getting horn or finding out 5 yrs after dat you mining ah horn chile :-\ dat is to send man crazy oui..
But should the man continue threating de chile as his..after all de chile think he is de father..
Big Up!
i'm waiting anxiously to hear responses to this very valid question
short answer...yes
BUT, tell the child the truth once he or she is old enough to understand.
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I don't know which is worse..getting horn or finding out 5 yrs after dat you mining ah horn chile :-\ dat is to send man crazy oui..
But should the man continue threating de chile as his..after all de chile think he is de father..
Big Up!
i'm waiting anxiously to hear responses to this very valid question
short answer...yes
BUT, tell the child the truth once he or she is old enough to understand.
Ah doh see de point in telling de chile yu not de fadda. De chile only seeing you so dey go treat yu de same
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I don't know which is worse..getting horn or finding out 5 yrs after dat you mining ah horn chile :-\ dat is to send man crazy oui..
But should the man continue threating de chile as his..after all de chile think he is de father..
Big Up!
i'm waiting anxiously to hear responses to this very valid question
short answer...yes
BUT, tell the child the truth once he or she is old enough to understand.
Ah doh see de point in telling de chile yu not de fadda. De chile only seeing you so dey go treat yu de same
but Drags...you would tell the child eventually yes ?
he/she will become a teenager sometime
and if i was that child i would of like to know this "secret".
I agree with Queen 100%
its like an adopted child searching for their natual parent/s
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dragon, tell a child the truth...especially about who they are. Partially for the reasons I gave above but especially because it is fair.
Yes it may hurt, yes it may cause friction but they need to know their family, their roots, their heritage. Robbing them of that can't be right, in my humble opinion.
As an adult they can decide their paths and understand themselves if they are armed with the truth. They will know why certain things make them angry or happy, why they like a certain colour or food, why their eyes are that shape or colour, even a simple birthmark. It might explain why they like sports whereas you who raised them like something else. These are side issues but important to self awareness.
When they know who they are they can understand illnesses, treatments, allergies.
Also, if you lie to them, you run the risk of earning their resentment, even hatred, if the truth comes out later in a manner that hurts them even more.
Better yet...why don't we bear the children that belong to our spouse...sounds simpler. I couldn't insult my husband that way, I respect him too much but I know there are some women who would laugh at me for that.
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I guess Queen, but in de end I jus saying dat de chile even if yu tell dem dat you isn't de fadda and de man dat help bring yu into de world doh have de balls to take care of yu is more hurtful dan me jus taking care of you....But I see what yu saying, tell de chile and see where dat lead yu. More problems I think will come out of it in de end
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Well compere we go agree to disagree...
I'm not saying to tell the 4 year old "ah not yuh fadda!"...no. I'm talking about a proper discussion - something that I find too many Caribbean parents FAIL at dismally.
Talk with your child and YES he or she is YOUR child no matter whose blood is in their veins. Personally I feel if I am there to bathe, feed comfort them, take them to their school and dances and soccer practice, hold them when they are frightened or hurt you bet your sweet behind that I AM that child's parent. I'm not even talking about money spent I'm talking about my time, attention and love.
When the child is old enough, sit them down and tell them what is what. Even if they are angry at the time, they are still old enough to know that what ever nonsense the adults in their life did, at least they have those 12 or 15 years of knowing you were there for them.
I know of one situation where, in a fight in the home, the mother screamed "you just like you so-and-so father!!" And that is how it all came out. Now that child is a grown woman and will not speak to her family...you can't do children these things man. That is pain...too much pain.
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Point taken :beermug: :beermug: :beermug:
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dragon, tell a child the truth...especially about who they are. Partially for the reasons I gave above but especially because it is fair.
Yes it may hurt, yes it may cause friction but they need to know their family, their roots, their heritage. Robbing them of that can't be right, in my humble opinion.
As an adult they can decide their paths and understand themselves if they are armed with the truth. They will know why certain things make them angry or happy, why they like a certain colour or food, why their eyes are that shape or colour, even a simple birthmark. It might explain why they like sports whereas you who raised them like something else. These are side issues but important to self awareness.
When they know who they are they can understand illnesses, treatments, allergies.
Also, if you lie to them, you run the risk of earning their resentment, even hatred, if the truth comes out later in a manner that hurts them even more.
Better yet...why don't we bear the children that belong to our spouse...sounds simpler. I couldn't insult my husband that way, I respect him too much but I know there are some women who would laugh at me for that.
i hear what yuh saying but suppose it is ah case where de mother put down ah horn via ah one night stand..how yuh go tell de child he/she come about one bull and yuh never talk to de father after...or as a mother yuh lie because of shame or guilt..etc...yuh so as dragon said more harm might come out of telling the child..my opinion is it should be a case by case basis.
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Sumthing so, I agree yes to tell de chile but is ah matter ah how it come. :beermug:
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I frequent an automotive board where all kinda ting does get discussed as well
I had to cut and paste this fellah story....it was appropriate for this thread
I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago:
I got a vasectomy.
I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company.
I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl.
We date for a few months. I never made any move towards commitment but she brought it up ocassionally. For me, this was a casual but pleasant relationship. For her - as I was to find out - it was part of life-changing series of events that she was planning very carefully.
Four months into dating, I get the "I'm pregnant" talk. She's going on and on about how the condom must have broke and now we really need to think about getting married "for the baby". She's positively giddy. She has a baby in her and she thinks she's gonna have a good meal ticket (me) to go along with her new 7lb annuity.
At this point, I'm just as giddy. I get to pull the reverse "oops" on her. I figured that she slept with some bad boy and got knocked up. Good thing I was using condoms! Better still that I have a serious mistrust of women who can't think beyond their own uteri.
So I wait a couple of days to "think about all this." I meet her again. I say I don't want kids and that she should have an abortion. I know where this is going and sure enough it goes there. She goes completely batshit insane on me. There were the usual insults about my manhood. There were threats of legal action. It was all very ugly and I was loving every minute of it.
Well, I let her stew for a few days. She leaves me nasty messages on my phone. She sends awful emails. I'm laughing hysterically.
It was time to drop the hammer. While she was stewing I was busy. First I get a notarized copy from the urologist who performed the vasectomy. Next I get a notarized copy of the TWO test results indicating a "negative test result for sperm" to show I'm sterile and shooting blanks. Finally, I get a letter from a shark attorney stating he has seen the other documents and is prepared to litigate against this woman if she continues to communicate with me in such an unpleasant manner. Also, the letter states that we will insist on DNA testing to show that the baby is not mine. I'm ready.
I meet with this woman at her place. I bring flowers and a small bit of jewelry to show I am willing to reconcile and assume my responsibilities as a new father. I also have stuck in my pocket the documents I have prepared.
She's all giddy again. Her plan is going perfectly - or so she thinks. We talk about our future. We have some pretty good sex. Then, as I am about to walk out the door, I ask her the $64,000 question. "Are you sure that this baby is mine?"
Well, she goes batshit insane again. Hell, she ought to. Her plan could completely unravel if there is ANY question about my paternity. Oh, she's really screaming now. How dare I question her morals. Do I think she's a slut. I'm just trying to weasel out of my responsibilities... blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda.
I'm not really mad. I'm kind of embarrassed for her. But since she won't shut up and the neighbors can hear all of this, I ask her to step back inside and sit down. She sits on the sofa and calms down a bit. She is glaring at me with all the moral self-righteousness that only a woman can muster up. She thinks she has me trapped. She is 100% convinced her plan has worked. Oh, the tangled web of lies and deceit she has wrought around herself and I am about to hack through them with a few pieces of paper.
I reach into my pocket slowly. I extract the three pieces of paper and unfold them slowly and deliberately.
I tell her simply, "You're screwed".
Her look doesn't change. There is no way she can fathom what I have prepared.
I continue. "I am sterile"
Her look changes just a bit. Something is beginning to sink in. Naturally, she reverts to women's logic. "You're full of [Oops!]. You're trapped and you know it."
I hold up the letter and the test results. "Three months before we met, I had a vasectomy. Here is a notarized letter from him stating what I had done. Here are two test results showing that I tested negative for the presence of sperm. Blanks. I am shooting blanks. That baby inside you is simply not mine."
This woman is not to be swayed by logic and clear documentation. "[Oops!], those are fakes."
I was ready for that. "No, they are real. This last piece of paper is from my attorney. It's a simple letter to you that states if you pursue any kind of legal action against me for child support that I will insist on a DNA test to prove paternity, that is, to prove that your baby is not mine."
I give the woman all the documents. She reads them slowly, deliberately. With each passing second she can feel in her soul that she has made a very bad mistake. With denial swept away, she started to cry. It's a small cry at first. Then it becomes deeper and more painful. By the time she gets to the letter from the lawyer she is sobbing.
I had no sympathy for her. I turned and walked out the door. Even after I closed the door I could still hear her sobbing.
Epilogue -
I never heard directly from this woman again. I did hear through my friends that she did indeed have the baby. I also heard that the real father was some guy in a band she had met. I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugs. Silly me for thinking the best of American women.
The Moral of the Story -
Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.
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I frequent an automotive board where all kinda ting does get discussed as well
I had to cut and paste this fellah story....it was appropriate for this thread
I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago:
I got a vasectomy.
I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company.
I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl.
We date for a few months. I never made any move towards commitment but she brought it up ocassionally. For me, this was a casual but pleasant relationship. For her - as I was to find out - it was part of life-changing series of events that she was planning very carefully.
Four months into dating, I get the "I'm pregnant" talk. She's going on and on about how the condom must have broke and now we really need to think about getting married "for the baby". She's positively giddy. She has a baby in her and she thinks she's gonna have a good meal ticket (me) to go along with her new 7lb annuity.
At this point, I'm just as giddy. I get to pull the reverse "oops" on her. I figured that she slept with some bad boy and got knocked up. Good thing I was using condoms! Better still that I have a serious mistrust of women who can't think beyond their own uteri.
So I wait a couple of days to "think about all this." I meet her again. I say I don't want kids and that she should have an abortion. I know where this is going and sure enough it goes there. She goes completely batshit insane on me. There were the usual insults about my manhood. There were threats of legal action. It was all very ugly and I was loving every minute of it.
Well, I let her stew for a few days. She leaves me nasty messages on my phone. She sends awful emails. I'm laughing hysterically.
It was time to drop the hammer. While she was stewing I was busy. First I get a notarized copy from the urologist who performed the vasectomy. Next I get a notarized copy of the TWO test results indicating a "negative test result for sperm" to show I'm sterile and shooting blanks. Finally, I get a letter from a shark attorney stating he has seen the other documents and is prepared to litigate against this woman if she continues to communicate with me in such an unpleasant manner. Also, the letter states that we will insist on DNA testing to show that the baby is not mine. I'm ready.
I meet with this woman at her place. I bring flowers and a small bit of jewelry to show I am willing to reconcile and assume my responsibilities as a new father. I also have stuck in my pocket the documents I have prepared.
She's all giddy again. Her plan is going perfectly - or so she thinks. We talk about our future. We have some pretty good sex. Then, as I am about to walk out the door, I ask her the $64,000 question. "Are you sure that this baby is mine?"
Well, she goes batshit insane again. Hell, she ought to. Her plan could completely unravel if there is ANY question about my paternity. Oh, she's really screaming now. How dare I question her morals. Do I think she's a slut. I'm just trying to weasel out of my responsibilities... blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda.
I'm not really mad. I'm kind of embarrassed for her. But since she won't shut up and the neighbors can hear all of this, I ask her to step back inside and sit down. She sits on the sofa and calms down a bit. She is glaring at me with all the moral self-righteousness that only a woman can muster up. She thinks she has me trapped. She is 100% convinced her plan has worked. Oh, the tangled web of lies and deceit she has wrought around herself and I am about to hack through them with a few pieces of paper.
I reach into my pocket slowly. I extract the three pieces of paper and unfold them slowly and deliberately.
I tell her simply, "You're screwed".
Her look doesn't change. There is no way she can fathom what I have prepared.
I continue. "I am sterile"
Her look changes just a bit. Something is beginning to sink in. Naturally, she reverts to women's logic. "You're full of [Oops!]. You're trapped and you know it."
I hold up the letter and the test results. "Three months before we met, I had a vasectomy. Here is a notarized letter from him stating what I had done. Here are two test results showing that I tested negative for the presence of sperm. Blanks. I am shooting blanks. That baby inside you is simply not mine."
This woman is not to be swayed by logic and clear documentation. "[Oops!], those are fakes."
I was ready for that. "No, they are real. This last piece of paper is from my attorney. It's a simple letter to you that states if you pursue any kind of legal action against me for child support that I will insist on a DNA test to prove paternity, that is, to prove that your baby is not mine."
I give the woman all the documents. She reads them slowly, deliberately. With each passing second she can feel in her soul that she has made a very bad mistake. With denial swept away, she started to cry. It's a small cry at first. Then it becomes deeper and more painful. By the time she gets to the letter from the lawyer she is sobbing.
I had no sympathy for her. I turned and walked out the door. Even after I closed the door I could still hear her sobbing.
Epilogue -
I never heard directly from this woman again. I did hear through my friends that she did indeed have the baby. I also heard that the real father was some guy in a band she had met. I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugs. Silly me for thinking the best of American women.
The Moral of the Story -
Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.
so Dutty........when did you have all this done? :o ;D :devil: :rotfl:
Big Up!
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I frequent an automotive board where all kinda ting does get discussed as well
I had to cut and paste this fellah story....it was appropriate for this thread
I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago:
I got a vasectomy.
I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company.
I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl.
We date for a few months. I never made any move towards commitment but she brought it up ocassionally. For me, this was a casual but pleasant relationship. For her - as I was to find out - it was part of life-changing series of events that she was planning very carefully.
Four months into dating, I get the "I'm pregnant" talk. She's going on and on about how the condom must have broke and now we really need to think about getting married "for the baby". She's positively giddy. She has a baby in her and she thinks she's gonna have a good meal ticket (me) to go along with her new 7lb annuity.
At this point, I'm just as giddy. I get to pull the reverse "oops" on her. I figured that she slept with some bad boy and got knocked up. Good thing I was using condoms! Better still that I have a serious mistrust of women who can't think beyond their own uteri.
So I wait a couple of days to "think about all this." I meet her again. I say I don't want kids and that she should have an abortion. I know where this is going and sure enough it goes there. She goes completely batshit insane on me. There were the usual insults about my manhood. There were threats of legal action. It was all very ugly and I was loving every minute of it.
Well, I let her stew for a few days. She leaves me nasty messages on my phone. She sends awful emails. I'm laughing hysterically.
It was time to drop the hammer. While she was stewing I was busy. First I get a notarized copy from the urologist who performed the vasectomy. Next I get a notarized copy of the TWO test results indicating a "negative test result for sperm" to show I'm sterile and shooting blanks. Finally, I get a letter from a shark attorney stating he has seen the other documents and is prepared to litigate against this woman if she continues to communicate with me in such an unpleasant manner. Also, the letter states that we will insist on DNA testing to show that the baby is not mine. I'm ready.
I meet with this woman at her place. I bring flowers and a small bit of jewelry to show I am willing to reconcile and assume my responsibilities as a new father. I also have stuck in my pocket the documents I have prepared.
She's all giddy again. Her plan is going perfectly - or so she thinks. We talk about our future. We have some pretty good sex. Then, as I am about to walk out the door, I ask her the $64,000 question. "Are you sure that this baby is mine?"
Well, she goes batshit insane again. Hell, she ought to. Her plan could completely unravel if there is ANY question about my paternity. Oh, she's really screaming now. How dare I question her morals. Do I think she's a slut. I'm just trying to weasel out of my responsibilities... blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda.
I'm not really mad. I'm kind of embarrassed for her. But since she won't shut up and the neighbors can hear all of this, I ask her to step back inside and sit down. She sits on the sofa and calms down a bit.She is glaring at me with all the moral self-righteousness that only a woman can muster up. She thinks she has me trapped. She is 100% convinced her plan has worked. Oh, the tangled web of lies and deceit she has wrought around herself and I am about to hack through them with a few pieces of paper.
I reach into my pocket slowly. I extract the three pieces of paper and unfold them slowly and deliberately.
I tell her simply, "You're screwed".
Her look doesn't change. There is no way she can fathom what I have prepared.
I continue. "I am sterile"
Her look changes just a bit. Something is beginning to sink in. Naturally, she reverts to women's logic. "You're full of [Oops!]. You're trapped and you know it."
I hold up the letter and the test results. "Three months before we met, I had a vasectomy. Here is a notarized letter from him stating what I had done. Here are two test results showing that I tested negative for the presence of sperm. Blanks. I am shooting blanks. That baby inside you is simply not mine."
This woman is not to be swayed by logic and clear documentation. "[Oops!], those are fakes."
I was ready for that. "No, they are real. This last piece of paper is from my attorney. It's a simple letter to you that states if you pursue any kind of legal action against me for child support that I will insist on a DNA test to prove paternity, that is, to prove that your baby is not mine."
I give the woman all the documents. She reads them slowly, deliberately. With each passing second she can feel in her soul that she has made a very bad mistake. With denial swept away, she started to cry. It's a small cry at first. Then it becomes deeper and more painful. By the time she gets to the letter from the lawyer she is sobbing.
I had no sympathy for her. I turned and walked out the door. Even after I closed the door I could still hear her sobbing.
Epilogue -
I never heard directly from this woman again. I did hear through my friends that she did indeed have the baby. I also heard that the real father was some guy in a band she had met. I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugsSilly me for thinking the best of American women.
The Moral of the Story -
Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.
just couldnt help but high light that. that dude has plenty experince with women.
and the last thing i highlighted is just funny. after 30 is when shit hits the fan with women...um in a good way :angel:
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LOLOL..Dutty, I could write a better story than that. Not saying it doesn't happen eh? But real life is a LOT less neat than this.
The guy played a player, that makes him only slightly higher up the schmuck totem pole. The whole tory sounds like a load of horse pucky.
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Real Madness:
I hear you and agree it is a case by case business. Nothing in human life should be cut and dried (no pun). But for me it is a question of when not if. There are two issues here as I see it.
One: Telling someone about your affair whether one night stand or not. That information can hurt your spouse and solve nothing. That kind of confession is to make you feel better, no one else.
Two: Telling a child who their father really is so that the child knows who he/she is. That confession is to make things clearer to the child and possibly save them truly deep hurt and pain.
It will be hard to convince me that you don't know what you doing for that one night stand or affair. Your body is the only thing you possess and it responds with your full knowledge unless we're talking drugs/rape/insanity. Not even alcohol robs you totally. You are an adult. You decide to drop your pants or lift your skirt. If you're big enough to do that, you're big enough to accept the fall out.
A child is not a toy or an accident or an inconvenience. He or she is another human being and deserves the best from you.
You would want to know all the pieces in your life's puzzle and if someone has such a crucial piece as to WHO you are, and refuses to give it to you, that, to me, is grossly unfair.
I would want to know. I will resent my mother if I found out otherwise. I would not ruin my relationship with my children by withholding that information. It's not easy, probably in most cases it is one of the hardest things you'd ever do but then, life is like that...the easy road isn't always the best road.
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Every morning I does dip meh crix in me tea around 9 am..juss in time for Maury .. how effing dotish you have to be or pretend to be if your ghul ask you to come with she to maury? Ah mean.. you living in ah 4king cave mining guano not to know what she want to reveal to you?
the bess lines I hear so far..
- the chile have to be yours (baby about 1 yr old) cause he totie small juss like yours..
- dais is not my chile cause he face wrinkly (the friggin chile was only ah month old)
- (result) not only did the lie dect determine that she slept with 10 different men, she also slept with your dad... the man responds with.. no matter what I is the baby daddy and that will not change. the dna have to be wrong.
truss meh is real kicks..you does even see black hillbillies and hicks.. yep they exist.
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Every morning I does dip meh crix in me tea around 9 am..juss in time for Maury .. how effing dotish you have to be or pretend to be if your ghul ask you to come with she to maury? Ah mean.. you living in ah 4king cave mining guano not to know what she want to reveal to you?
the bess lines I hear so far..
- the chile have to be yours (baby about 1 yr old) cause he totie small juss like yours..
- dais is not my chile cause he face wrinkly (the friggin chile was only ah month old)
- (result) not only did the lie dect determine that she slept with 10 different men, she also slept with your dad... the man responds with.. no matter what I is the baby daddy and that will not change. the dna have to be wrong.
truss meh is real kicks..you does even see black hillbillies and hicks.. yep they exist.
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i spend the last 15 minutes catching meh breath. great post.