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Title: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Queen Macoomeh on April 27, 2007, 06:52:33 PM
Dis is yuh wayward chile QM.

Fadda ah need yuh advice please. Today ah was cleaning out some ole paper ah had chook up in de back of de bureau and ah come acrawse someting.
Now Fadda Gawd, doh say all yuh wuk yuh do wid me was in vain eh? Is not dat. Is jes Lawd dat my han' shake and ah pause long. Ah need yuh guidance to help meh do de right ting.

Papa Gawd ah fine de company credit ah use to use when I did wuk fuh XYZ Inc. Fadda ah know dey din cancel dis card because is de coporate one. Fadda, ah need ah new moreno fuh de huzzy and ah new bodice fuh me and two lil ting fuh de chirren. Fadda de company make 4 point tree billion last year in profit. I know dey woon miss de $32.95 for de items by Kmart. And Fadda it have a furnitures store and ah Jaguar dealship next to Kmart. I was wondering if ah could pass dey firse.

Yuh would get vex?

Lawd Fadda Gawd sen' meh ah sign nuh?

Your Chile
QM
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: TriniCana on April 27, 2007, 06:55:02 PM
<thinks about organizing ah barbeque for bail money jus incase>
<contacts Melda and Bertha in cell block D dat a fresh meat on dey way>

Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: socachatter on April 27, 2007, 07:18:23 PM
SIGN



 (an hook ah sista up! ah eyeing up de new susuki vitara.  dey eh go miss de money if yuh spend it on dis rock.  buy a ticket chile...ah see nice moreno on charlotte street)
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Queen Macoomeh on April 27, 2007, 08:18:57 PM
look at deze two nuh. One ready to bury me de nex one coming running wid she grocery liss...
Fadda yuh see what I have to put up wid?

...so...about dis cyard...talk nuh...?
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: WestCoast on April 27, 2007, 10:11:36 PM
humph (http://www.expedia.ca/pub/agent.dll?qscr=chlg&ovrd=3&fram=&lang=4105&lnkcid=ENC&rurl=%2Fpub%2Fagent%2Edll%3Fqscr%3Dfexp%26flag%3Dq%26city1%3Dtoronto%26citd1%3Dport%2Bof%2Bspain%26date1%3D28%2F4%2F2007%26time1%3D362%26date2%3D31%2F5%2F2007%26time2%3D362%26cAdu%3D3%26cSen%3D0%26cChi%3D1%26cInf%3D%26ages1%3D18%26infs%3D2%26tktt%3D%26ecrc%3D%26eccn%3D%26qryt%3D8%26bund%3D1%26load%3D1%26rfrr%3D%26mcicid%3D%26lnkcid%3D62%26%26zz%3D1177733597515%26%26)  :waiting:
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Queen Macoomeh on April 28, 2007, 09:50:38 AM
lawd look how dey feng shui'ing meh jail cell...
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Dutty on April 28, 2007, 10:06:40 AM
Ah tort allyuh does ay gawd is ah woman?


anyway..ah get ah message in mih sleep las nite..ah quotin.... "I sayeth unto she, buyith thee two blouses and get dutty an M3 then cut the card in two by two"
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: socachatter on April 28, 2007, 12:07:25 PM
Ah tort allyuh does ay gawd is ah woman?


anyway..ah get ah message in mih sleep las nite..ah quotin.... "I sayeth unto she, buyith thee two blouses and get dutty an M3 then cut the card in two by two"

i work in mysterious ways


SIGN!!!  HOW MUCH MORE SIGN YUH WANT?!
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Queen Macoomeh on April 28, 2007, 02:04:33 PM
it have any sollysittor in here? Ah need one, ah jes come back from by FraudsRUs...
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: socachatter on April 28, 2007, 03:01:22 PM
doh stress we go get machel to help yuh out.  :devil:  he could get outta anything.  meantime...yuh get de moreno and bodice and meh vitara fuh meh?
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Queen Macoomeh on April 28, 2007, 03:32:56 PM
aight ah making meh liss, who else want anyting?
Monday morning ah going wid de cyard in de shop...
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: WestCoast on April 28, 2007, 05:41:18 PM
aight ah making meh liss, who else want anyting?
Monday morning ah going wid de cyard in de shop...
one ah dese den (http://www.lexus.com/lexus-share/images/gallery/models/GSh/photos/exterior/g_ext11.jpg), and doh forget, full tank eh ;)


Please and Thanks
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: socachatter on April 28, 2007, 06:45:06 PM
how much yuh say dat company make?  ah could get ah island?  but wait...go by YOUR realtor fuh de island eh!   :rotfl: :rotfl: :wavetowel:
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: WestCoast on April 28, 2007, 06:47:05 PM
how much yuh say dat company make?  ah could get ah island?  but wait...go by YOUR realtor fuh de island eh!   :rotfl: :rotfl: :wavetowel:
Yeah, dat songen good
den call dat island Warrior Nation ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: TriniCana on April 29, 2007, 08:29:01 PM
allyuh alright yes...stups

Queeneth heres meh list

2 Converse Orlandiion shoes 70$ ah pair umm white please
2 Columbia slappers Lupe please at 60$ (it have sale at GLOBO) ah getting another one half price
1 Lexus LF-A series $145,000 US (cough) but ah sure it by dey time ya flash ya winning smile ya go get it cheaper
ah 2 week vacation tur Bora Bora wid dey man heself. Jus pay for my passages and he go fend for he self $46,372.00 CA

datz all ah want...
thanks in advance

Rooks

Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Grande on April 29, 2007, 10:58:40 PM
Queen mussbe done buy land in 'Bago and gone

Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Queen Macoomeh on April 30, 2007, 07:04:01 AM
well is Monday.

Ah wake up, bade and powder up. Put on meh black and white stripe pants suit wid de black crepsoles and a big green panama hat. Ah have meh red handbag and yellow parasol. Ah looking like a crawse between Martha Stewart and a douen.

Ah have de people credit cyard and ah going to shop.

Ah have all yuh lisses so once ah make meh rounds I will send all yuh everyting yuh akse for. I know dat if de company ketch deyself and realize dey cyard getting a full workout and dey come behine me, dat all yuh would step up and defen meh.

I have total and complete fate in all yuh. I will jes tell XYZ Inc. dat Rookmin, WestCoast, Dutty, Papa Gawd and Grande Man sen' meh to buy ting fuh dem. All I wanted was de moreno, bodice and two washecong fuh de chirren.

If all yuh doh hear from me dis evenin, you will hear from my sollysittor - Mr. Bob Boll and Associates.
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: morvant on April 30, 2007, 08:53:40 AM
de credit card was de sign
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Queen Macoomeh on April 30, 2007, 11:37:18 AM
boy Morvant ah here bazodie spennin'...

I on Ebay. Ah jes buy a stelt' bomber from a fella in Saudi...he say he doh have de manual but doh press  de red button if it still in mhe garage.
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: TriniCana on April 30, 2007, 08:59:49 PM
armm ya did forget to add ein someting of emportance

6 walmart draws and ah half ah slip
and 3 sunshine jockey shorts fur how he name...


ah done
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: zuluwarrior on May 01, 2007, 09:01:01 AM
 yuh see de other day ah din see yuh for ah lil while an ah was bawling out yuh name , now like yuh dont want mae to see yuh for ah long time , buh doh let him temp yuh :devil: :devil:by the way make sure wen yuh going ask dem if yuh could take yuh computer wid yuh.
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: TriniCana on May 01, 2007, 02:27:18 PM
<dials 1-800-KING>

Rookmin- dis dey King Macoomeh?
KM - yep
Rookmin -look it have ah fella name Zu only bawlin out ya oman name hard all over dey place eh - watch him
KM - is so ?
Rookmin - YES and he ain't shame, furthermore he askin she when she make jail tur sneak ein dey computer so dey could keep in touch... if fass he fass and outta place eh King
KM - alrigh thanks eh Rookim
Rookmin - for you...call meh Rooks nah  ;D
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Queen Macoomeh on May 01, 2007, 09:32:57 PM
*QM reaches home after a day of frenzied shopping. She hides the packages and boxes and hauls a tarp over de new Jaguar XJS and shoves Socachatter's Vitara in the garage*

*da Kign arrives home*

da King: Doux doux come here dahlin'
QM: aight ah coming jes now!
QM (breathlessly): eh heh, look meh, ah here
da King: sweetie poops. How was yuh day?
QM: quiet. I was here in de house by mehself watching Maury and Springer and Dr. Phil and Oprah and two episode of Law And Order - Bacchanal Intent.
da King: relaxing eh, honey pie? Nice. Ah doh like when yuh over do tings. Ah glad you had a quiet day.
QM: yeah boy. Ahmm sorry ah din get chance to cook. Springer had on a fella who sleep wid he fadda outside girlfriend and she get pregnant and dey had de DNA test result today to see if de man was mine'ing he own sister or if de fadda was mine'ing he grandchile. It was exciting and ah lorse track of time.
da King: Sugar apple. You know ah girl name Rookmin?
QM (swallowing hard): ahmm...Rookmin? Erhmm...no not really...why?
da King: well she call me in work and tell me you was being track by a fella name Zulu
QM: Zu who Lu?
da king: I doh know but dis Rookmin person tell me I should watch close.
QM: I doh know any Hulu or Lulu, what ever he name. And furda more, doh listen to anyting dat Rookin V. Maharaj say. She like to jook fire
da king: Nah I not worried. I know my lil julie mango does handle sheself. Come leh we go Red Lobster. Doh worry to cook.

*QM makes a mental nose to pelt two rotten calabash in Rookmin yard next time she passing*
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: WestCoast on May 02, 2007, 02:57:18 AM
Zu Who Lu
 :D
aye allya like $#!T eh

Zulu, ya right!
when she make jail, dat eh no reason for de Queen to stop postin on here ;D ;D

OK i go take dat XJS instaed of de Lexus GS hybrid
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: TriniCana on May 02, 2007, 03:12:20 AM
 >:(
<rents ah camcorder wid extra zoom zoom wid voice>








<waits>
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Themanfriday on May 02, 2007, 03:40:18 AM
 :angel: My child
.................................................................Return the card tuh de company!
[/b] :angel:
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: socachatter on May 02, 2007, 07:17:46 AM
Queenie,
ah find this rookmin causing ah setta drama and confusion.  me eh know wha she call KM fuh nuh!    if lulu want tuh buss track, wha she interferin for? doh leh she tie up yuh head.  stay focus!  we have islan tuh buy.  WC...ah likin de idea!  ah go work on ah name.  long as yuh know Queenie realtor speical eh and yuh does get perks when yuh go through dem. dey have certain uhm...perks...dat is come wit de property.  fuh de girls nuh.  once yuh doh mind dat yuh could come eh.  but doh be cramping we style once yuh dey!

Queenie, yuh hadda tink ah it like dis.  if yuh buy de island yuh could go dey before dey ketch up wit yuh and want tuh throw yuh in de cell.  doh stress we eh go have no extradition treaty wit canada.  doh tell rookmin when eh cause she go sell yuh tail out.  like she have etics buh we movin like Galbaransingh and dem dis roungs!
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Themanfriday on May 02, 2007, 10:20:20 AM
 :angel: My child
......................................Return the card tuh de company!
[/b] :angel:
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: socachatter on May 02, 2007, 12:33:25 PM
the man friday!  :busshead:  doh be distracking de woman wit no morality!!!!  Queeni guyl stay fokus! sun sand blue waters, a man name miguel with a tray of sex on de beach........drinks.   ;D
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: d1onlysexysugar on May 02, 2007, 03:58:39 PM
ah hope u ok eh Queeny honey .............. (ah does take gifts doh  ;D)
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: WestCoast on May 02, 2007, 04:01:12 PM
a tray of sex on de beach........drinks.   ;D
:o :o :o :o
 ;D
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Queen Macoomeh on May 02, 2007, 04:29:31 PM
well...ah reach
dey fingerprint meh, den a cute guard akse meh to empty meh pockets but ah tell he dis is a catsuit so he leh meh pass troo de mental detector - it din go awf because...well..dats a nex' tory..

anyway, Zu who Lu send meh a blackberry so ah here texing in de people cell. Beulah and Merna over so watching meh. Ah tell dem I in dere for crimes of violence and ah plead insanitary to get a rejuice sentence. So dey not interferring wid me.

I good to go.

All yuh get everyting I sen'? Ah make sure ah went in de post orfice before de pohlice arrive.
Westcoast ah put de car in your name eh? And Socachatter ah buy de island...is when ah went to register it in de real estrate orfice dat dey hole' meh.

~~~~

Socachatter I had dem drinks...girllllll...Pigeon Point, now come back from whole day snorkelling, sun setting and...*watches everybody watching her*...sorry, dat tory not for in here.
Rookmin!! Is one fuh de books... :angel:
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: WestCoast on May 02, 2007, 06:10:57 PM
buh Queen when I went to pick up de car this is what i find
(http://www.siue.edu/ITDA/CUBA_2004/PHOTOS/CubaWebPhotos/Cars2.jpg)
you give me de wrong addy?
eh eh ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Dutty on May 02, 2007, 08:07:16 PM
waaayz,,look ah 70's toyota crown you know how long me eh see one ah dem

Krong was big car back in de days oui




Yeah anyway in case de credit cyard gyul forget

(http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/9/web/609000-609999/609639_2_full.jpg)

(http://www.egmcartech.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/2008_bmw_m3_official_4_8_image012.jpg
)

(http://www.stevecarter.com/7_800.jpg
)
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Queen Macoomeh on May 02, 2007, 09:07:02 PM
but when saying so...Dutty, yuh know ah have a lil sorf spot fuh Bmers? Yeah man. But since ah tun housewife and mudda ah buying family wagons. I am a soccer mom and dis lil boy ah have here does have me like a Sah Wah taxi.
Or radda I will be a soccer mom after ah finish meh 5-10 in Sing Sing...

~~~
WC, dat is Rookmin car! She living on a hill in Paramin so doh need tires. She does push it from up de hill and scrape troo tong.
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Themanfriday on May 02, 2007, 09:39:58 PM
:angel: My child
.........................Return the card tuh de company!
[/b] :angel:
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: socachatter on May 03, 2007, 06:40:35 AM
buh Queen when I went to pick up de car this is what i find
(http://www.siue.edu/ITDA/CUBA_2004/PHOTOS/CubaWebPhotos/Cars2.jpg)
you give me de wrong addy?
eh eh ;D ;D

WC!!!!!!   :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:  you ent easy nuh!!!!   :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: socachatter on May 03, 2007, 06:55:16 AM
Queeenieeeee!!!!  yuh is ah true true friend!!!!  i get de deed fuh de island in de mail.  doh stress gurl...ah go organize de solicitor.  he say yuh might hadda puh dong ah two years!   but dat eh nutting right?  so ah go organize de island in de mean time...keep de blackberry handy cause yuh go get tuh design yuh cabana on top ah de hill.  yuh getting de best view and de best breeze and ah go have de tray ah sex on de beach...drinks...ready fuh yuh arrival.  doh stress chile yuh go live nice nice nice fuh de rest ah yuh days.  yuh is a true true friend.  ah cyar lie.  in de mean time ah hear merna does real take care ah she oman.  make nice and nobody go hassle yuh!   :rotfl:

allyuh make meh day yes!!!   :rotfl:

Rooks gurl...whey yuh ah need help wit de island gurl.  is plenty tuh do before Queen arrival.  is parade an ting hadda go orn fuh she when she come.  is only two years we have eh!  coco, whey yuh?  yuh still browsing de hunks thread ah what?

anyway we hadda organize we lil government.  so far ah tinking dat Themanfriday could be de Minister ah Morality (doh worry we go break he).  Rooks fuh Minister or Midgets Imports (of the Asian variety). Coco fuh Minister of Sex on de Beach...Drinks.  Ah could be de Minister ah Slackness??? I eh know nuh...ah feel WC or Dutty go be better at dat dan me.  but den we should also have a Comptroller ah Confusion and dey could fit in dere too.  What allyuh tink?

Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: WestCoast on May 03, 2007, 07:14:01 AM
ya know I could jez see de Queen Lady in one ah dese outfits (http://www.brandsonsale.com/prison-costumes-for-women.html) or these (http://www.scavengeinc.com/costumes-prisoner-and-convict-costumes-c-51_158.html)
I feel de Bad Gurl outfit go suit she
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Queen Macoomeh on May 03, 2007, 07:45:12 AM
dis is de one I wearing on now excepting fuh de boots. Ah feel Merna teef it when ah drop asleep wid meh back to de wall lass night.

http://www.brandsonsale.com/ca-009603.html

But I not interfering wid Merna. She be over nearly 300 pongs and about seven feet tall. I barely 5 foot so if she only give me one back hand ah mashing up fine fine like chilibeebee

All yuh making parade fuh meh? Oh gooode, ah feeling nice. Ah want Curtis Eustace make meh coschume fuh meh aight? Is 2 years he have to make a nice one.
As fuh de cabinet yuh builin. Ah has some recommendation.

ah want Panday in charge of Treasury
put Denise Belfon in charge of Morality
ah want Destra to take charge of Social Wine
Put Rookmin in charge of meh fleet of limos
and ah want WC to handle meh Archival Bacchanal
let Dutty be meh speech writer.

when ah reach ah want a week long fete to celebrate de en' of meh incarcination.
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: WestCoast on May 03, 2007, 07:53:16 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen,
may I present to you the Queen of de Royal Gaol.

 :o (http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/brandsonsale-store_1945_88927088) :o
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Themanfriday on May 03, 2007, 12:28:25 PM
:angel: My child
.........................Return the card tuh de company!...........NOW[/size]
[/b] :angel:
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Queen Macoomeh on May 04, 2007, 08:07:15 AM
Man Friday hush nuh, ah have ting to buy firse...
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: socachatter on May 04, 2007, 01:24:00 PM
yeah man friday!!  yeah yeah!  hush!   :busshead: :challenge:

Queenie doh fuhget de outdoor umbrellas, the harness fuh de town donkey, and de rust remover fuh cana car eh.  send de rust remover fus cause we hadda clean up de car fuh yuh fuh de parade. arm...ah tinking 5 crate would do.  get a nice harness too eh cause we hadda harness up Ed tuh pull de car through town. doh fuhget yuh mumu.
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Themanfriday on May 04, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
buy a conscience   give de card  back
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: TriniCana on May 04, 2007, 06:25:59 PM
dis is de one I wearing on now excepting fuh de boots. Ah feel Merna teef it when ah drop asleep wid meh back to de wall lass night.

http://www.brandsonsale.com/ca-009603.html

But I not interfering wid Merna. She be over nearly 300 pongs and about seven feet tall. I barely 5 foot so if she only give me one back hand ah mashing up fine fine like chilibeebee

All yuh making parade fuh meh? Oh gooode, ah feeling nice. Ah want Curtis Eustace make meh coschume fuh meh aight? Is 2 years he have to make a nice one.
As fuh de cabinet yuh builin. Ah has some recommendation.

ah want Panday in charge of Treasury
put Denise Belfon in charge of Morality
ah want Destra to take charge of Social Wine
Put Rookmin in charge of meh fleet of limos
and ah want WC to handle meh Archival Bacchanal
let Dutty be meh speech writer.

when ah reach ah want a week long fete to celebrate de en' of meh incarcination.

wait nah >:(
is mine you have me mining car ?
but wha' dey...look lemme go take ah drink ya hear >:(
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Queen Macoomeh on May 04, 2007, 07:29:00 PM
ah need to buy Man Friday a sense of ha ha

Rookmin, since your car keep so nice ah say you could be in charge of meh fleet

Soca...how you know I look good in a muumuu? Yuh peep?
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: TriniCana on May 04, 2007, 08:27:25 PM
steups

lemme take care of dey following for  ya

dey pool boy
dey gardener man
dey chef
dey bartender
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: socachatter on May 05, 2007, 03:37:27 PM
ah need to buy Man Friday a sense of ha ha

Rookmin, since your car keep so nice ah say you could be in charge of meh fleet

Soca...how you know I look good in a muumuu? Yuh peep?

Buh Queen it was Zulu self who tell me dat.  he say yuh send yuh pic from de blackberry he give yuh!  he lie ah what?!   ;D
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: Queen Macoomeh on May 05, 2007, 11:00:59 PM
doh truss he nuh...look de blackerry he give meh stop working. Ah here flapping de prison blanket to sen out smoke signal...
Title: Re: Dear Papa Gawd,
Post by: capodetutticapi on May 06, 2007, 09:07:14 AM
allyuh still debatin over de friggin card.....queen send de card to me .....i go take care. ;) and send it back to de rightful owners.
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