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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: grskywalker on July 09, 2007, 11:56:42 AM
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YUH GET UP ON A SUNDAY AND START GETTING READY FOR WORK..... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
all right everyone join in!!
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Yuh know yuh marr'ed wid chirren when you and de huzzy gorn in a nice restaurant by all yuh self and you trying to cut he steak in small pieces fuh he.
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Yuh know yuh marr'ed wid chirren when you and de huzzy gorn in a nice restaurant by all yuh self and you trying to cut he steak in small pieces fuh he.
hahahahahahahah ah jes picture dat scene..oh gardo..lol
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*steupse*
Is only when ah see he watching me funny dat ah ketch mehself and stop. He laugh at me. Shims.
Before I had deze two zwill yuh girl was Miss Thang. Wearing nice dan dan, meh head do, nails do. Now see me like Mary Jackass toting wipes, diapers, sippy cup in a blasted big bag like ah going to make market. Clodes clean yes but ah fraid to wear white in case madam decide she dutty hand MUSS plaster on meh bodice or mister decide he HAVE to play in de dutt and den hug me.
And de udda day I ALONE in de house, de huzzy take he two chirren to give mummy a break. I ALONE man and see me sit down watching Sesame Street like a big ole fool. When I realize I could be watching someting intelligenk or going to take a quiet bath man ah start to cuss! Shims...
I hope dem doh put me in no ole people home eh because all dis I doing here, when I dead ah coming back to pull dey foot when dey sleeping.
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and when meh neighbor child tell de old lady across de street : I dont want your effng cookie
and when meh pardner modder in law show u she grrets grandma by saying: "Look its the crazy old bat again, wonder when she will be checking out."
and when ah 9 year old gets hold of a book about how babies are conceived and asks: so when did you and daddy do it/
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when ya wish ya was single again :devil:
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when ya wish ya was single again :devil:
at least once a week...no lie.
Den ah watch de single ones out dere and say tanks..
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yuh cyar see de copa final live on sunday because de chirren want to go to ah water park.and de wife complainin bout ah watchin too much football on tv.
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allyuh make and mine allyuh youth yes. that eh 4 me.
me eh see de point in it. too much stress and responsibility....not to mention the shit cleaning.
plus if the Man say "andre yuh fired", i go say "f**k you" and gone. no worries bout having mouth to feed.
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allyuh make and mine allyuh youth yes. that eh 4 me.
me eh see de point in it. too much stress and responsibility....not to mention the shit cleaning.
plus if the Man say "andre yuh fired", i go say "f**k you" and gone. no worries bout having mouth to feed.
doh boast,doh boast,but seriously speakin chirren is ah blessin brother.
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yuh cyar see de copa final live on sunday because de chirren want to go to ah water park.and de wife complainin bout ah watchin too much football on tv.
So why yuh didn't take dem on Saturday instead?
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yuh cyar see de copa final live on sunday because de chirren want to go to ah water park.and de wife complainin bout ah watchin too much football on tv.
So why yuh didn't take dem on Saturday instead?
ent?
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allyuh make and mine allyuh youth yes. that eh 4 me.
me eh see de point in it. too much stress and responsibility....not to mention the shit cleaning.
plus if the Man say "andre yuh fired", i go say "f**k you" and gone. no worries bout having mouth to feed.
doh try dat, de real reason is dat saliva doh breed nobody!
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yuh cyar see de copa final live on sunday because de chirren want to go to ah water park.and de wife complainin bout ah watchin too much football on tv.
So why yuh didn't take dem on Saturday instead?
i have to wuk saturday
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When yuh looking just like yuh father ;D
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allyuh make and mine allyuh youth yes. that eh 4 me.
me eh see de point in it. too much stress and responsibility....not to mention the shit cleaning.
plus if the Man say "andre yuh fired", i go say "f**k you" and gone. no worries bout having mouth to feed.
doh try dat, de real reason is dat saliva doh breed nobody!
i will admit that i like to eat fish. don't you?
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yeah, but not all de time so....like yuh is ah hungry killer whale.
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yeah, but not all de time so....like yuh is ah hungry killer whale.
nah man. i just like to w(h)et mih appetite.
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yeah, but not all de time so....like yuh is ah hungry killer whale.
nah man. i just like to w(h)et mih appetite.
nah I hear yuh does have to gulp down NEET!