Soca Warriors Online Discussion Forum
General => General Discussion => Topic started by: fari on May 27, 2008, 12:44:30 PM
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thought this was interesting
http://www.esquire.com/features/essential-skills-0508?src=nl&mag=esq&list=enl&kw=ist
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Useful but very culturally biased,
Here are some more skills you should learn...
One should be able to eat curry in a white shirt without making a mess...a skill i am yet to acquire.
Drive a manual car
Be inventive and learn to sacrifice articles of clothing if nature calls and TP is not available.
Hold your liquor
Take care of a child
Learn CPR and all other first aid techniques
Jump start a car and change a tyre
Open a beer without a opener
Have a tolerance for pepper
Be able to play a pan
Have an accurate aim with a bottle or big stone...useful for pipers, stray dogs and mangoes.
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A few more
Cook...let no woman buss style on yuh (even if its corned beef and rice )
Iron as stated in the article yuh cyar be looking ramflee.
Be able to make up yuh bed, smooth with no creases.
Learn to hold a pee, learn to not break the seal.
How to pump yuh own gas in the gas station.
Wash yuh own car...inside and outside properly.
All electronic devices in your home, from cell phone to tv to computer...includes troubleshooting and repair.
Learn to walk away
Fighting....you will get an ultimate cutarse/blow out at least once in yuh life time. Be prepared!
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I would have to add:
- Be able to swim.
- Be able to handle a cricket bat, table tennis racket and a football with at least an average degree of dexterity
- Be able to partake in a conversation about sport
- Be able to diagnose, or at the very minimum offer an intelligent guess as to whats wrong with a car based on symptoms
- Be able to perform basic plumbing and electrical tasks
- Be able to distinguish between a well played and poorly played composition in Panorama even under the influence of heavy liquor
- Be able to wine with at least a fundamental level of rhythm
- Be able to jump start a car and change a tyre ------- in under 30 minutes without undue difficulty or ponderousness
- Be unreasonable and ignorant with regards to any and everything homosexual
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thanks for the input fellas...touches you are right, they are kinda culturally biased. i thought of one more thing...a man should know how to dance at least one step...foxtrot, salsa, merengue whatever!
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Look some more...
Be able to play at least two or more card games...go to pack, romie or all 4's at least.
Hygiene, learn to play a game called soap and water, minimum twice a day.
Reading
Listening
Shit talk.......This is an elite group, members are few and far between...keep practicing.
Parallel Parking, in fact maneuvering a car in a tight space period without bouncing.
Beg.......It is better to beg for forgiveness, than to ask for permission.
Clear your nose/lungs with a good hawk and spit. I know big men up to this day cyar bring up cold from dey chest.
Whistle...two fingers or less
Court....i.e. the art of checkin a ting, there are masters amongst us on this forum.
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basically be able to do anything that can be prefixed by this statement...
"wha kinda man yuh go make if yuh cyah......<fill in task here>"
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oh and following on from the "give a woman an orgasm" point..
a man must learn to control he break..
Take yuh mind off de sweetness if it getting to yuh.. Think about the work waiting for yuh on yuh desk in de morning.. Count some sheep... or my personal favorite..
Replay in your mind the champions league game yuh watch earlier in the day, or the touches yuh put down in a sweat.
nothing better to change the subject than football.
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Borse thread and ah eh even read de opening post/link yet.
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Before i add my lil 2 cents lemme thank touches and omar for calling meh name when they mentioned these:
touches- Shit talk.......This is an elite group, members are few and far between...keep practicin
Court....i.e. the art of checkin a ting, there are masters amongst us on this forum.
omar-give a woman an orgasm"
now mine
be able to take talk and picong
be able to make ah decent punch
be able to make chow form a variety of fruits(including cucmber)
be able to teach your youth how to fly ah kite and pitch marbles
be able to teach you son how to treat ah lady
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Before i add my lil 2 cents lemme thank touches and omar for calling meh name when they mentioned these:
touches- Shit talk.......This is an elite group, members are few and far between...keep practicin
Court....i.e. the art of checkin a ting, there are masters amongst us on this forum.
omar-give a woman an orgasm"
now mine
be able to take talk and picong
be able to make ah decent punch
be able to make chow form a variety of fruits(including cucmber)
be able to teach your youth how to fly ah kite and pitch marbles
be able to teach you son how to treat ah lady
"Court....i.e. the art of checkin a ting, there are masters amongst us on this forum" eh ???
where dey neck dem is ???
Dis is de first time in ah long time ah hadda agree wid everything typed here. But ting is, allyuh need 75 when we only need 2 :devil:
doh ask meh nutting Organic :angel:
;D
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Before i add my lil 2 cents lemme thank touches and omar for calling meh name when they mentioned these:
touches- Shit talk.......This is an elite group, members are few and far between...keep practicin
Court....i.e. the art of checkin a ting, there are masters amongst us on this forum.
omar-give a woman an orgasm"
now mine
be able to take talk and picong
be able to make ah decent punch
be able to make chow form a variety of fruits(including cucmber)
be able to teach your youth how to fly ah kite and pitch marbles
be able to teach you son how to treat ah lady
"Court....i.e. the art of checkin a ting, there are masters amongst us on this forum" eh ???
where dey neck dem is ???
Dis is de first time in ah long time ah hadda agree wid everything typed here. But ting is, allyuh need 75 when we only need 2 :devil:
doh ask meh nutting Organic :angel:
;D
Cana my name is not organic..
what 2 is that allyuh need?
i know what one is for sure, but it have no picking between cooking and cleaning so wha goin on there?
*braces for big stone*
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Before i add my lil 2 cents lemme thank touches and omar for calling meh name when they mentioned these:
touches- Shit talk.......This is an elite group, members are few and far between...keep practicin
Court....i.e. the art of checkin a ting, there are masters amongst us on this forum.
omar-give a woman an orgasm"
now mine
be able to take talk and picong
be able to make ah decent punch
be able to make chow form a variety of fruits(including cucmber)
be able to teach your youth how to fly ah kite and pitch marbles
be able to teach you son how to treat ah lady
"Court....i.e. the art of checkin a ting, there are masters amongst us on this forum" eh ???
where dey neck dem is ???
Dis is de first time in ah long time ah hadda agree wid everything typed here. But ting is, allyuh need 75 when we only need 2 :devil:
doh ask meh nutting Organic :angel:
;D
Cana my name is not organic..
what 2 is that allyuh need?
i know what one is for sure, but it have no picking between cooking and cleaning so wha goin on there?
*braces for big stone*
:beermug: :beermug:
sus pelotas son grandes mi amigo
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Before i add my lil 2 cents lemme thank touches and omar for calling meh name when they mentioned these:
touches- Shit talk.......This is an elite group, members are few and far between...keep practicin
Court....i.e. the art of checkin a ting, there are masters amongst us on this forum.
omar-give a woman an orgasm"
now mine
be able to take talk and picong
be able to make ah decent punch
be able to make chow form a variety of fruits(including cucmber)
be able to teach your youth how to fly ah kite and pitch marbles
be able to teach you son how to treat ah lady
"Court....i.e. the art of checkin a ting, there are masters amongst us on this forum" eh ???
where dey neck dem is ???
Dis is de first time in ah long time ah hadda agree wid everything typed here. But ting is, allyuh need 75 when we only need 2 :devil:
doh ask meh nutting Organic :angel:
;D
Cana my name is not organic..
what 2 is that allyuh need?
i know what one is for sure, but it have no picking between cooking and cleaning so wha goin on there?
*braces for big stone*
i ain't pelting no big stone behind nobody boy chile
keep on thinking bout it. Omar :devil:
lemme go finish packin meh grip eh....allyuh jus wotless