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General => Jokes => Topic started by: socachatter on June 12, 2008, 09:37:59 AM

Title: West Indians in Canada
Post by: socachatter on June 12, 2008, 09:37:59 AM

A Canadian Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the Guyanese driver that as he was the 5000th person to use the road he was driving on he had just won $5,000 in the Province safety competition.
 
'What are you going to do with the money?' asked the policeman
 
'Well, I gonna get a driver's license,' he answered.
 
'Oh, don't listen to him,' yelled the Trini woman in the passenger's seat...'He's a smart ass when he drunk.'
 
This woke up the Bajan guy in the back seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned
'I knew we was not gonna get far in dis teef car.'
 
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a Jamaican voice said in patois,
'Yow-Brejrin!, I mek it craass di barder yet?
 
 
The Canadian Highway Patrolman smiled and handed the $5,000 cheque to the driver . . .
'I always love the Island talk, but I can never understand it.
Have a nice day.'

Title: Re: West Indians in Canada
Post by: RasIred on June 12, 2008, 12:41:34 PM
lolololol............that one dey real fuuny  :rotfl:
Title: Re: West Indians in Canada
Post by: capodetutticapi on June 14, 2008, 10:54:01 PM
oh sc**t.
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