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Title: Rummm Ooooye! Wey you deeey!
Post by: mwanasoka on January 30, 2009, 10:29:08 AM

Subject: RUM vs WATER


To: My RUMMEY friends who enjoy a drink of rum.. . And those who don't.
 
 
In rum there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
 
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo
of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Do Do.....
 
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking rum & beer
(or tequila, whixkey or other liquor) because alcohol
has to go through a purification process Of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.
 
  Remember:
  Water = Do Do,
  Rum = Health .
 
Therefore, it's better to drink rum and talk chupidniss,
than to drink water and be full of Do Do .
 
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
 
I'm doing this as a PSA.   
                                               

And in the Old SPIRIT of We National Mantra:
' Rummm Ooooye! Wey you deeey! '   :beermug:
 

Title: Re: Rummm Ooooye! Wey you deeey!
Post by: capodetutticapi on January 30, 2009, 04:51:49 PM

isn't beer good fuh kidney stones?

Title: Re: Rummm Ooooye! Wey you deeey!
Post by: mwanasoka on January 30, 2009, 08:00:45 PM

Yeah yuh right,it make ah excellent diuretic.   :devil:

Title: Re: Rummm Ooooye! Wey you deeey!
Post by: capodetutticapi on February 01, 2009, 10:37:51 PM

Quote from: mwanasoka on January 30, 2009, 08:00:45 PM

Yeah yuh right,it make ah excellent diuretic.   :devil:

that is nuh ah brand ah condom  ;)

Title: Re: Rummm Ooooye! Wey you deeey!
Post by: mwanasoka on February 02, 2009, 10:31:35 AM

Nah,buh they help prevent de same ailment:

'screamin wen yuh peein.'      ;D