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Title: Why men shouldn’t write advice columns
Post by: 1-868 on December 15, 2009, 05:10:29 PM
Why men shouldn’t write advice columns


Dear John
I hope you can help me. The other day I set off to work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband’s help. When I got home, I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor’s daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor’s daughter’s daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for the past 6 months. He won’t go to counseling and I am afraid, I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila


Dear Sheila
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps

John
Title: Re: Why men shouldn’t write advice columns
Post by: capodetutticapi on December 16, 2009, 10:49:15 AM
i tink is de fuel pump also....next. ;D
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