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Title: 5 year old enters job market
Post by: Observer on June 20, 2010, 12:20:16 PM
A FIVE YEAR OLD'S FIRST JOB...

Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a  little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make  you believe
that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty  lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in  all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day  observing the
workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough,"  more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted  with her,
let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and  gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to  her mother who
suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the  bank the next day to start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own  pay check at
such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last  week with a real construction crew building the new house next door  to us."

"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working  on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Home Depot  ever deliver the f**kin' drywall..."


Title: Re: 5 year old enters job market
Post by: Mr Fix-it on June 21, 2010, 03:08:46 PM
A FIVE YEAR OLD'S FIRST JOB...

Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a  little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make  you believe
that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty  lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in  all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day  observing the
workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough,"  more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted  with her,
let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and  gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to  her mother who
suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the  bank the next day to start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own  pay check at
such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last  week with a real construction crew building the new house next door  to us."

"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working  on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Home Depot  ever deliver the f**kin' drywall..."


True true  :devil: :devil:
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