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General => Jokes => Topic started by: fishs on October 15, 2005, 01:14:08 AM

Title: Horses for courses
Post by: fishs on October 15, 2005, 01:14:08 AM
man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind
him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" He asks

"That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name
of Mary Ellen written on it" she replies.

"Don't be silly " he says "Two weeks ago when I went to the races Mary
Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on".

She seems satisfied at this and apologizes.

Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails

him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.

When he comes around he asks "What was that for?"

His wife said, "Your f**kin' horse phoned"

Title: Re: Horses for courses
Post by: Jumbie on October 16, 2005, 04:41:02 PM
man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind
him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" He asks

"That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name
of Mary Ellen written on it" she replies.

"Don't be silly " he says "Two weeks ago when I went to the races Mary
Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on".

She seems satisfied at this and apologizes.

Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails

him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.

When he comes around he asks "What was that for?"

His wife said, "Your f**kin' horse phoned"



Ah hope she didn't leave ah mark boy fishs..use iodex on the mark.