Soca Warriors Online Discussion Forum
General => Jokes => Topic started by: fishs on October 18, 2005, 03:59:03 AM
-
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them is
playing as well as they want to, so they decide to take private
lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees
his swing, he says, "No, no, no, You are gripping the club way
too hard!"
"Well, what should I do?" Asks the man.
"Hold the club gently," the pro replies, "just like you'd hold your
wife's breast."
The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and POW! He hits the
ball 250 yards straight down the fairway.
The next day the wife goes for her lesson. After the pro watches
her swing, he says,
"No, no, no, You're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the wife.
"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."
The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing,
and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway, about
35 feet.
"That was great," the pro says, "Nice and gentle. Now take the
club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to."
-
ah like dat one ;D
-
yea dat funny. ;D
suttle but funny