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General => Jokes => Topic started by: weary1969 on September 30, 2012, 07:26:23 PM
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Five Caribbean Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first a Cuban surgeon says,
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second a Jamaican responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third a Barbadian surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth a Guyanese surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over
But the fifth a Trinidadian surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You' re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the butt are interchangeable.
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Old but still sweet ;D