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General => Jokes => Topic started by: 1-868 on October 10, 2012, 08:06:21 PM
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Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "Ah have to talk to you, yes."
It have some Trinis up here in Heaven who causing real problems.
Dey swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn missing, BBQ sauce and curry all over dey robe;
cow-heel, chicken foot and pigtail bone all over the streets of Gold.
Some ah dem walkin around with one wing saying is ah style.
Dey late taking turn keeping de stairway to Heaven clean, it have ah setta watermelon seed all over the clouds and dem
Dey only playing ah setta soca an dub, some ah dem protesting saying dat they entitled to public holidays and carnival.
Some ah dem ent wearing dey halos, saying "it doh fit with dey hairstyles".
The Lord said, " I made them special, as I did you, my angel.
Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call up the Devil".
The devil answered the phone, "Hello?
Yes,Lord ........wha de...... hole on a minute."
The devil returned to the phone and said, " Yeah Lord, wha yuh want?"
The Lord replied, "Tell me what kinds of problems you are having down there..."
The devil said, "Ooohh... hold on... hold on" and put the Lord on hold.
After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Eh heh... what it is yuh ask meh jus now?"
The Lord said, "What kinds of problems are you having down there?"
The devil said, "Buh eh eh....look, hole orn...."
This time the devil was gone for 15 minutes.
The devil returned and said, "Look I sorry eh, but I cyah talk to yuh right now nah.
Dem f**king Trinis and dem put out de fire again, and now dey installing air conditioning in meh place".
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