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General => Jokes => Topic started by: Bitter on October 19, 2012, 02:50:09 PM

Title: Snow White, Pinocchio, and Superman
Post by: Bitter on October 19, 2012, 02:50:09 PM

Snow White, Pinocchio, and Superman are out for a stroll on the Las Vegas Strip one day.  As they walk, they come across a sign: Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." I am entering" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do? " First Place ," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman.

After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" " First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked.

Pinocchio replies: "Who the hell is JACK WARNER?"

Title: Re: Snow White, Pinocchio, and Superman
Post by: Bourbon on October 21, 2012, 09:12:23 AM

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Snow White, Pinocchio, and Superman
Post by: Cocorite on October 21, 2012, 10:43:41 AM

Wicked  :rotfl:

Title: Re: Snow White, Pinocchio, and Superman
Post by: weary1969 on October 25, 2012, 06:45:18 PM

 :rotfl: :rotfl: :beermug:

Title: Re: Snow White, Pinocchio, and Superman
Post by: Observer on October 26, 2012, 02:16:10 PM

 :rotfl: :rotfl: Watch JackHorner come and say the competition was rigged  ;D

Title: Re: Snow White, Pinocchio, and Superman
Post by: D.H.W on October 28, 2012, 10:27:46 AM

Lol..