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General => Jokes => Topic started by: zuluwarrior on November 26, 2012, 06:41:13 PM

Title: Chinese detective, Chen Lee,
Post by: zuluwarrior on November 26, 2012, 06:41:13 PM

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OUT OF TREE. I NOT SEE.

NO FEE,

CHEN LEE.

Title: Re: Chinese detective, Chen Lee,
Post by: soccerman on November 26, 2012, 11:06:18 PM

 :rotfl: :rotfl:

Title: Re: Chinese detective, Chen Lee,
Post by: Bakes on November 30, 2012, 01:18:50 AM

Lmao!  :rotfl:

Title: Re: Chinese detective, Chen Lee,
Post by: Arimaman on December 03, 2012, 03:02:09 PM

Good one LOL