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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Dutty on May 22, 2013, 06:52:23 AM
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Just think of it as a science experiment
Testable Hypothesis Question: Can a crackhead be Über fat?
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/rob-ford-crackstarter (http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/rob-ford-crackstarter)
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If they doh hit 200K, what happens to the money?
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If they doh hit 200K, what happens to the money?
returned to those that donated.
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Ah need allyuh to contribute to the Rob Ford crackhead fund[/url]
Fine I will give him a 20 to buy a rock ,but no more .
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The Daily Show bit is the best. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/blogs/2013/05/daily-show-may21-rob-ford
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yuh know, the daily show writers playing it real safe eh. is a continuing decline of comedy. dey too fraid to clown muslims, catholics, blacks, jews, gays, rednecks, women, atheists, scientologist, etc... ah mean, ent no one on the daily show heard of marion barry?
well, dave chappelle had a good bit on what it would be like to have a crackhead president - classic.
http://www.youtube.com/v/KQ2dquaHO7Q
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yuh know, the daily show writers playing it real safe eh. is a continuing decline of comedy. dey too fraid to clown muslims, catholics, blacks, jews, gays, rednecks, women, atheists, scientologist, etc... ah mean, ent no one on the daily show heard of marion barry?
fox news doh do a good enough job for you?
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yuh know, the daily show writers playing it real safe eh. is a continuing decline of comedy. dey too fraid to clown muslims, catholics, blacks, jews, gays, rednecks, women, atheists, scientologist, etc... ah mean, ent no one on the daily show heard of marion barry?
fox news doh do a good enough job for you?
fox news eh part of "polite culture". the daily show is the go-to show for 18-35 mericans for news. merican youth love jon stewart. ah fella try to use jon stewart's jewish name and he get de drum roll.
Ah need allyuh to contribute to the Rob Ford crackhead fund[/url]
Fine I will give him a 20 to buy a rock ,but no more .
ha ha ha
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yuh know, the daily show writers playing it real safe eh. is a continuing decline of comedy. dey too fraid to clown muslims, catholics, blacks, jews, gays, rednecks, women, atheists, scientologist, etc... ah mean, ent no one on the daily show heard of marion barry?
fox news doh do a good enough job for you?
fox news eh part of "polite culture". the daily show is the go-to show for 18-35 mericans for news. merican youth love jon stewart. ah fella try to use jon stewart's jewish name and he get de drum roll.
Try going on Fox news and being impolite about 'heartland' American values. Or even worse the influence of AIPAC over American politics
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I hearing dey cyah find de fellas that want to sell the video. Maybe the Ford bros get to them first?
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http://www.youtube.com/v/d3WILcavxQM
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http://www.youtube.com/v/d3WILcavxQM
ha ha - good one. all de white people i know want rob ford and he brother gone yesterday.
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dem somalis "in the wind" and gawker and the toronto star blaming each other for losing the video.
ah feel rob ford take a page from jack with this one oui.
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dem somalis "in the wind" and gawker and the toronto star blaming each other for losing the video.
ah feel rob ford take a page from jack with this one oui.
ent!! fat man pass REAL change
dem somali eh wuh get deport....video go *POOF*
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Gawker say he go hole on to the money for a while then donate the $200K to charity. Yeah, right.
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He does a better than expected Jamaican accent. He should make a donation to the bobsled team.
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I know I will get some bwah for saying this. As much as Rob Ford is the butt of all the drug joke in the US, you swear that Toronto is a US city. Not that we should pay attention and be concern. This getting as much attention as Marion Barry in DC. This is a Canadian problem.
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I know I will get some bwah for saying this. As much as Rob Ford is the butt of all the drug joke in the US, you swear that Toronto is a US city. Not that we should pay attention and be concern. This getting as much attention as Marion Barry in DC. This is a Canadian problem.
Too easy of a story for US media to pounce on, despite the fact that Canadian stories on US airwaves typically get short shrift.
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hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/v/5fHDaNQtmac
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Ford’s Patois ‘normal’: linguist
A Kingston, Jamaica-based linguistics professor has affirmed that Mayor Rob Ford indeed appeared to show a good passing knowledge of Jamaican Creole in his inebriated Monday night rant, but that his speech was not necessarily vulgar.
“His language, in that context in Jamaica, would not be out of place,” wrote Hubert Devonish, a professor of linguistics at the University of the West Indies’ Jamaican language unit, writing in an email to the National Post.
Although Mr. Ford’s speech is indeed laced with Jamaican expletives, the professor noted that the mayor was speaking to fellow men at a late night venue, in this case the Etobicoke restaurant Steak Queen.
“In fact, in a male dominated domain such as that, in casual conversation amongst friends, such language is normal and would not be considered obscene,” wrote Mr. Devonish.
The professor is one of very few researchers to have published a scholarly paper in Jamaican Creole, and has been a strong advocate for having the Caribbean dialect recognized as an official language.
In the one-minute smartphone video of Mr. Ford’s rant, Mr. Devonish identified four separate expressions that were “identifiably Jamaican.”
The first — and most repeated expression — is the expletive “bomba klaat.” As the linguist explained, the word is a combination of “bomba” (vulva) and “klaat” (cloth), which combine to form an obscene term for menstrual cloth.
The second is when Mr. Ford is expressing frustration that Police Chief Bill Blair failed to meet his budget-cutting targets. The mayor says “nuo moni, no moni, cha!” It means, obviously enough, “no money, no money, + expression of annoyance,” wrote Mr. Devonish.
The third is the most complex. Mr. Ford says “yu nuo wa di raas klaat,” which translates roughly to “you know what, a--wipe?” Said Mr. Devonish, “raas” means “buttocks, and together with “klaat” is an expletive meaning “cloth used to wipe the buttocks.”
Mr. Devonish also heard “so it go,” which he translated as “that’s the way things are/ that’s the way it is.”
Altogether, although some of the words seem quite rude, Mr. Devonish said they are typical among friends, and that he could often hear similar language from colleagues on the University of the West Indies campus.
“Obviously, in other contexts, at meetings, in classrooms, in banks and public places, particularly where children might be within earshot, such language would be deemed extremely inappropriate and vulgar,” he wrote.
It is not known where Mr. Ford learned the expressions, and Monday night’s secretly captured exchange was certainly the first time his usage of Patois has been exhibited in public.
As the mayor explained on Tuesday, “it’s how I speak with some of my friends.”
24 Jan 2014
National Post
By Tristin Hopper National Post thopper@nationalpost.com Twitter.com/TristinHopper
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hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/v/5fHDaNQtmac
of course dey get anderson cooper "reporting" ::)
aside: de fake gravitas of us news programs does grate almost as bad as de fake authoritativeness of british news programs.