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General => Jokes => Topic started by: morvant on November 03, 2005, 09:43:00 AM
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A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to
spend the night with her for $500. So they do. Before
he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash
with him, but he will have his secretary write a check
and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR
APARTMENT.
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,
realizing that the whole event was not worth the
price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250
and enclosed the following typed note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250
for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the
amount agreed upon, because when I rented the
apartment, I was under the impression that;
1) it had never been occupied
2) that there was plenty of heat
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and
at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously
occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was
entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the check for $250 with the following note:
Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know
how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment
is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have
enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the
landlady. Send the rent in full or we will be forced
to contact your present landlady.
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If only everything was so proper.