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General => Jokes => Topic started by: morvant on November 28, 2005, 04:02:35 PM
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Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you
had quit
your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done,cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to bed after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
Dear
Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was: You look just like a man!" My mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee
because
the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to tobago. But, when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you
this but Tom, my
brother was born Tammy. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
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Sick . :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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ain't that ah bitch
but he damn cheap....win ah set ah money and is tobago we going ?
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ain't that ah bitch
but he damn cheap....win ah set ah money and is tobago we going ?
boy tobago real romantic.
anytime ah want to f**k ah ting is dey ah does carry dem
geh dem pacro water and is fire in dey box