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General => Jokes => Topic started by: morvant on December 16, 2005, 06:34:01 PM

Title: An easy $500
Post by: morvant on December 16, 2005, 06:34:01 PM

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.

The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I will screw you from behind and be on my way!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
 
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said "That Son-Of-A-Bitch had $500 in quarters."

 ;D

Title: Re: funny no tail
Post by: PortValeChris on December 17, 2005, 05:05:19 AM

 :rotfl: :rotfl: very nice

Title: Re: An easy $500
Post by: andre samuel on December 19, 2005, 07:00:50 AM

lol, ah feel ah going and try dat tonight!!

Title: Re: An easy $500
Post by: Themanfriday on December 19, 2005, 08:01:52 AM

Now that was nice :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: