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General Discussion / whey the jail I really seeing here?
« on: October 15, 2007, 07:45:39 AM »
Check this out

http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/2007/10/black-womans-guide-to-peeing-on-streets.html

BTW I've heard off:
- g string
- bloomers
- granny draws
- thong
- period panty
- etc

please someone, what this lady wearing?

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Jokes / Chirren again
« on: September 26, 2007, 06:19:37 AM »
A young boy and girl are playing in a sand box. The little boy has to go to take a pee, but was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public.

At first he holds it in for a little while because he does not know what to say to the little girl to excuse himself. Then he remembers what his mom had said at the restaurant to excuse herself from the table. So he turns to the little girl and says, "Will you excuse me? I have to go powder my nose".

And, saying that, he leaps out of the sandbox and runs to the washroom.

When he comes back the little girl looks up at him and asks, "Did you powder your nose?"

"Yes," said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox.

"Well then" says the little girl, "you'd better close your purse because your lipstick is hanging out."

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Jokes / Islanders again
« on: September 18, 2007, 08:21:19 AM »
Three fellas from the caribbean were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.

"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."

The sheik turns to the Jacan and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.

He then turned to the Bajan and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.

Finally, he asked the Trini,"And you, what do you do for a living?" And the Trini answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

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General Discussion / Where is the outrage when humans are abused?
« on: September 12, 2007, 01:09:18 PM »
 (CNN) -- When federal prosecutors in Virginia released details of the dogfighting charges against Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, all hell broke loose.
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Martin suggests the Vick case revealed the public and media care more about celebrity and animals than people.

Folks were protesting, calling for him to be immediately kicked out of the league, and demanding long jail sentences for Vick and his co-defendants.

Many lawyers went on television and admitted that had Vick beat a girlfriend, shot or even murdered someone, he wouldn't have been slammed as hard as he was for the vicious acts committed against dogs.

I suppose those lawyers are right.

Just look at the case of Megan Williams. The 20-year-old West Virginia woman, Megan Williams, was kidnapped by six sadistic individuals and held in a mobile home.

They raped her, forced her to eat rat and dog feces, made her drink from a toilet, stabbed her multiple times, and called the black woman a "nigger" every time they beat her.

Thank God she lived, and may be released from the hospital in a few days. Video Watch the alleged victim's mother talk about hearing the news »

But it still raises the question: What causes such outrage and fervor in one case involving dogs and not another?
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The same thing was said about the shocking details surrounding the deaths of Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom. The two University of Tennessee students were on a date when they were carjacked by several men. They were taken to a house where they were held. Christopher was raped, doused with gasoline, shot and his body dumped on the side of a road.

Channon? She had a household cleaner poured down her throat and was later raped. She, too, was murdered.

Although the two were white and their alleged attackers black, police say race was not an element in this case.

These two cases are heinous and despicable. But why do we respond with speed to one case and not another? Is it celebrity? Or do we not have the same compassion for human beings as we do for dogs? Was the Vick case that more important?

Take, for example, the U.S. Senate floor speech of Robert Byrd, the senior senator from West Virginia.

Calling the allegations sadistic, Byrd thundered: "Barbaric! Let that word resound from hill to hill, and from mountain to mountain, from valley to valley, across this broad land. Barbaric! Barbaric! May God help those poor souls who'd be so cruel. Barbaric! Hear me! Barbaric!"

He later added: "I am confident the hottest places in hell are reserved for the souls of sick and brutal people who hold God's creatures in such brutal and cruel contempt."

So, Sen. Byrd, where is the floor speech for a woman from your own home state? Where is the outrage when a woman is viciously attacked?

This is when the media gets slammed. We've determined that Vick, Paris Hilton and the shenanigans of Lindsey Lohan are far more important than the viciousness of what took place in West Virginia and Tennessee.

But maybe the problem isn't just the media. Maybe the problem is you. The reader. The viewer. Maybe you've decided that you care more about discussing a celebrity than nobodies like Megan Williams, Channon Christian or Christopher Newsom.

Source: http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/12/martin/index.html


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Jokes / If you get ketch Sleeping At Your Desk At Work
« on: September 12, 2007, 05:14:26 AM »

1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as recommended in that time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time."

4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

5. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

6. "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."

7. "The coffee machine is broken..."

8. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

9. "...in Jesus' name. Amen."

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Football / Youth with Skills (Man U men , this posted yet?)
« on: September 11, 2007, 11:19:25 AM »
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hG47FDenyXw

Saw a story on this kid in sports illustrated and found this clip.

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Football / Eaglets rejoice in hat-trick
« on: September 10, 2007, 06:28:35 AM »


'Three is a magic number' goes the old song and FIFA U-17 World Cup Korea 2007 winners Nigeria are unlikely to disagree. The tournament has now been held three times on Asian soil and, having scaled the heights at China 1985 and Japan 1993, the Africans will now leave the continent with their third global crown. No doubt less than enamoured with the number three, opponents Spain have now reached three finals and tasted defeat in every single one.

Yemi Tella's Nigerians appeared potential candidates for the main prize right from the off, and were certainly not lacking in confidence. "We'll take the trophy back to Nigeria," announced the African champions' coach, and those words seem more than a little prophetic now. France, Japan, Haiti, Colombia, Argentina and Germany all fell by the wayside, unable to cope with tireless captain Lukman Haruna in midfield, technically-superb duo Rabiu Ibrahim and King Osanga and goal-scorer extraordinaire Macauley Chrisantus.

Fearsome going forward, Nigeria proved against Spain in the final that they are also rock solid at the back. And while it was their forwards who took most of the plaudits in the earlier rounds, it was goalkeeper Oladele Ajiboye who emerged as the hero when it mattered, following 120 minutes of goalless football and a penalty shoot-out. Asier Illarramendi missed the target altogether, but Ajiboye denied both Fran Merida and Iago, which meant successful attempts from Matthew Edile, Daniel Joshua and Ganiyu Oseni earned the Golden Eaglets their third title to equal Brazil's record.

In the Spanish camp, some will no doubt wonder what could have been if Bojan had been leading the line. The FC Barcelona striker was in scintillating form until the semi-finals, only to miss out on the showpiece match through suspension, and Juan Santisteban's side were certainly weaker without his experience, technique and vigour. As a result, they end the tournament as runners-up, just as their predecessors did at Italy 1991 and Finland 2003.

Germany take bronze, Kroos takes gold
Back on the global stage after an eight-year absence, Germany touched down in Korea without too much fanfare. They are generating plenty of noise now, though, proud and suitably content with their excellent third-place finish after starting the competition as unknowns. Indeed, coach Heiko Herrlich was only appointed two months before the festivities began, but he was able to assemble a team that thrilled spectators with heavy doses of skill and suspense.

They kicked off with a mouth-watering 3-3 draw with Colombia, swept past Trinidad and Tobago 5-0 and took top spot in Group F with a 3-2 win over Ghana, before star man Toni Kroos powered them to a 2-0 Round of 16 victory over the USA and a 4-1 demolition of England in the last eight. Nigeria proved too strong in the semi-finals, but their reunion with Ghana in the match for third place produced a 2-1 success and a place on the podium.

They also boasted the tournament's top player in Kroos, who picked up the adidas Golden Ball ahead of Nigeria's Chrisantus and Spain's Bojan. Scorer of five goals, the talented midfielder took his team to another level thanks to a combination of exquisite technique, outstanding vision and deadly set-pieces. And in a typical demonstration of his worth, the Bayern Munich playmaker capped his stay in Korea with a sumptuous free-kick strike plus a late assist in the match for third place.

Chrisantus took the adidas Silver Ball, but the deadly marksman is hardly wanting for awards of the golden variety. Aside from his gold medal as part of Nigeria's victorious team, he collected the adidas Golden Shoe as top scorer with seven strikes. As for Bojan, the Spaniard lived up to all the rave reviews heading into the tournament and will long regret the second yellow card he picked up against Ghana in the semi-finals. Having just fired in the winner, the Barça ace denied himself a place in the Final and perhaps even the adidas Golden Ball itself when he received his marching orders during stoppage-time.

Lacklustre Brazil
On the eve of Korea 2007, three of the sides involved looked to be in a league of their own. Three-time winners Brazil, Bojan's Spain and impressive qualifiers Nigeria all stood out from the rest and many experts expected the Final to feature two of them. That meant one of the trio falling short, of course, and ultimately it was Brazil who tripped up first. Still, few could have anticipated them losing to Ghana in the Round of 16, especially not after commencing their bid with a crushing 7-0 victory over New Zealand and a similarly stark 6-1 score-line in their game against Korea DPR.

Their last-gasp defeat at the hands of England ought to have served as a warning, but Lucho Nizzo's charges seemed to freeze instead, failing to make their numerical advantage count against ten-man Ghana. The disappointment is sure to be immense back in Brazil, though players like Alex, Tales, Lulinha and Fabio all provided glimpses of an exciting future.

The USA also arrived with dreams of taking the top prize, yet losses to Tajikistan and Tunisia in their first two outings left them hanging by a thread. Triumph over Belgium in their final group game assured passage to the knockout stages, however they were powerless to stop a well-organised and clinical Germany side in the Round of 16.

In a similar vein, France and England set their sights on campaigns to match their standing in the global game, only to come unstuck in the quarter-finals. The English shone brightly in their first four matches before bowing out to Germany 4-1, while Francois Blaquart's Bleuettes came tantalisingly close to upsetting Spain. Leading 1-0 at one stage, they missed their chance to snatch victory in extra-time and consequently left themselves at the mercy of penalty kicks to decide a winner. The 2001 world champions did well to turn things around against Japan and to see off Tunisia in the Round of 16, but Spanish custodian David De Gea eventually stopped their adventure in its tracks.

Newcomers thrive, hosts disappoint
Two of the hot favourites may have contested the Final, but Korea 2007 was also notable for some encouraging performances from the newcomers. Debutants England reached the quarter-finals as mentioned earlier, while Syria and Tajikistan both qualified from the group stage on their first-ever appearances at this level. The Tajiks even sprung the first shock of the tournament when they beat the USA 4-3 in their opening fixture, and Syria had a win of their own to celebrate when they overcame Honduras 2-0, having already played out a goalless draw with Argentina and lost 2-1 to Spain. Honduras, Belgium and Togo were not able to progress, on the other hand, but each of them will have learnt valuable lessons and gained priceless experience.

Rank outsiders Haiti had a tournament to remember too, despite falling at the first hurdle. With an entire nation behind them, the islanders performed with gusto in Group D, one of the toughest in the competition, and their high point was an emotional draw with former colonial rulers France. The triumphant welcome reserved for Jean-Yves Labaze and his players bore witness to the buzz the team's displays stirred back home.

At the other end of the scale, Korea Republic's bid was a letdown from the very start. Beaten 1-0 by Peru in the opening match and then 2-0 by Costa Rica, the hosts can only look back at their 2-1 success over Togo with any fondness. In spite of that result and the support of their loyal fans, the Taeguk Warriors failed to advance in their very own FIFA U-17 World Cup. Neighbours Japan fared no better, meanwhile, and for all the efforts of talented forward Yoichiro Kakitani - scorer of one of the competition's finest goals - the Blue Samurais came away with losses to France and Nigeria and a consolation victory over Haiti.

Participants:
Ghana, Nigeria, Togo, Tunisia, Japan, Korea DPR, Korea Republic, Syria, Tajikistan, Germany, England, Belgium, Spain, France, Costa Rica, USA, Haiti, Honduras, Trinidad and Tobago, New Zealand, Argentina, Brazil, Colombia, Peru.

Final Standings:
1. Nigeria
2. Spain
3. Germany
4. Ghana

Cities and stadiums:
Changwon Main Stadium (Changwon), Cheonan Sports Complex (Cheonan), Goyang Stadium (Goyang), Gwangyang Soccer Only Field (Gwangyang), Jeju FIFA World Cup Stadium (Jeju), Seoul FIFA World Cup Stadium (Seoul), Suwon Sports Complex (Suwon), Ulsan Complex Stadium (Ulsan).

Total goals:
165 (average per match: 3.17)

Top scorers:
7 goals: Macauley Chrisantus (NGA)
6 goals: Ransford Osei (GHA)
5 goals: Toni Kroos (GER), Bojan (ESP)


Source: http://www.fifa.com/u17worldcup/news/newsid=591762.html#eaglets+rejoice+trick

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Jokes / Why I had to fire she
« on: September 06, 2007, 06:54:04 AM »
LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT
MORNING. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE
PLEASANT AND SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME.
AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY
BIRTHDAY."
I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL
REMEMBER. MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD.
SO WHEN I LEFT FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT
DESPONDENT.
AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY, JANE SAID, "GOOD MORNING,
BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE
HAD REMEMBERED. I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY
DOOR AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S
YOUR BIRTHDAY, LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME."
I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY.
LET'S GO!" WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD
GO.
WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO
MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY. ON THE WAY BACK TO
THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY...
WE DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?"
I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"
SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT."
AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "BOSS, IF
YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."
"OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED.
SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME OUT
CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS
OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
AND I JUST SAT THERE...
ON THE COUCH...
NAKED

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Football / Champions League Draw - Live
« on: August 30, 2007, 10:36:29 AM »

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Football / U15/14 National team question.
« on: August 30, 2007, 07:07:54 AM »
Is the u14 and 15 team the same or do we have different teams and does anyone know the names of the players (complete list) of national players at this age level?


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Jokes / The Mistress
« on: August 30, 2007, 05:46:09 AM »
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club.But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

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Jokes / A high-tech milking machine
« on: August 27, 2007, 04:48:33 PM »


A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.

So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.

Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'.

He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.

Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with his cell phone (Thank god for cell phones!).

"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"

"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons. Have a nice day....."

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General Discussion / Watch allyuh step in the US!
« on: August 10, 2007, 06:54:48 AM »

For over 100 years conventional medicine has seized control of the US health care system and as a result we have over 800,000 people who are killed by interacting with this system. It is likely that over 50 million Americans have died prematurely from this abuse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPI7zdGdqo4

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Jokes / Go BRAVE!
« on: August 07, 2007, 06:44:41 PM »
Ten Answers Men Would Like to Give to Woman's Stupid Questions....But Never Will

1 No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex

2 The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that ice-cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat

3 You've got no chance of me calling you.

4 No, I won't be gentle

5 Of course you have to swallow

6 Well yes actually, I do this all the time

7 I hate your f&@?'ing friends

8 I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight.

9 I'd rather watch a blues

10 Eat it??? It took me ten stag to get up the courage to f0*k it.

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Jokes / How bout this blonde?
« on: August 02, 2007, 07:36:45 AM »
"How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door.

"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of thes treet. He'd been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to me in a minute."

"What did you do?" asks the bartender.

"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"

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Jokes / Bubba again!
« on: August 01, 2007, 07:59:30 AM »
Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.

"And now someone's suin' them fast food restaurants for making 'em fat and cloggin' their hearts with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"

"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"

"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinking, can I sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've slept with?"

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